| Opening Lyric | Song |
| I took off for a weekend last month, just to try and recall the whole year. | |
| Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call. | |
| (Title) as she dances round the pool, she chases cats through roman ruins. | |
| Down the way where the nights are gay, and the sun shines daily on the mountaintop | |
| He worked hard all year, just wanted a few weeks alone | |
| I really do appreciate the fact that you're sittin here, your voice sounds so wonderful. | |
| Now they make new movies in old black and white, with happy endings. | |
| So long boss, knock em dead, don't you worry bout a thing. | |
| | Opening Lyric | Song |
| Looked in my laptop, what did I see? A flashing message said today therapy. | |
| On the corner of Government, and Bay Avenue. The old doomsday fanatic, wore a crown of kudzu. | |
| I went down to Captain Tony's, to get out of the heat. | |
| A broken promise I kept too long, a greasy shade and a curtain drawn. | |
| Tried to amend my carnivorous habits, made it nearly seventy days. | |
| Nothing here is different, nothing's changed at all. And (title) they say he had a ball. | |
| It's (title) snowbirds fill the air. It's (title) lot's of presents everywhere, we don't live in a hurry. | |
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