| Quote | Character |
| It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life. | |
| It comes in pints? I'm getting one. | |
| Keep it secret, keep it safe. | |
| Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory. | |
| Our list of allies grows thin. | |
| Gandalf!?! Oh yes! I remember. Elderly chap. Big grey beard. Pointy hat. Not seen him for six months | |
| If you want him...come and claim him! | |
| Roaring fires, malt beer, red meat off the bone. | |
| The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark. | |
| I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. | |
| The quest stands on the end of a knife. Stray but a little and it will fail, to the ruin of all. | |