| Quote | Character |
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| Behind every successful man is me smiling and taking partial credit. | |
| I saw it on an episode of I Love Lucy. Pathetic? Maybe, but it feels pretty good to have a bunch of little boys be super in to me. That came out wrong. | |
| Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station? | |
| When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen wh*re. | |
| I definitely have more lions than any other country in the whole world right now. | |
| She's the cold distant mother I never had. I love her. | |
| What is wrong with you today? Did they cancel Game of Thrones? | |
| Encapsulate the spirit of melancholy. Easy. Boom, a sad desk. Boom, sad wall. It’s art. | |
| You stayed up all night, the night before an all night telethon? | |
| Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating. | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| I love her so much, but I think I'm going to draw a mustache on her face. | |
| OK, this is what I would do: I would start with a joke. Joke. Vince Vaughn quote, obviously. | |
| Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What’d you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife? | |
| I'd like you to get me some more post-its. I'd like them in multiple colors. I'd like green. I'd like yellow. Do not buy orange. I do not want orange. | |
| Oh my God! There's a room full of just guns! | |
| I have cried twice in my life. Once, when I was 7 and was hit by a bus, and again when I learned that L'il Sebastian had passed. | |
| Meeting in one hour. If you don't make it you're on my donezo list. | |
| Get a thicker tie, it looks weird on you. It makes your head look like a fish. | |
| Horizons are dumb, never broaden your horizons. | |
| I’m surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men. | |
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