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Build a miniature city, put it outside the window, tell them it's far away. It'll look real if you squint. God knows they're squinters. | |
It is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my mother for you. You're replacing my mother. | |
There's always money in the banana stand. | |
Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog. | |
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. | |
Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub. It’s the only reason you’re here, too. | |
I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about. | |
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My love thinks I'm a coward just because I wasted precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation. | |
Take off your glasses. Oh... wait, wait. Let down your hair. No: glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up. | |
I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
Ann’s got a great deal of mass. | |
She’s trying to prove that she’s closer to my children than I am, but the joke’s on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for Gob. | |
Illusions Michael, tricks are something wh*res do for money! | |
Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It's built into the price. If I didn't take it, then people would be overpaying for nothing. | |
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