| Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'Also...I can kill you with my brain.' | |
| 'I'll be in my bunk.' | |
| 'Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.' | |
| 'Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint. ' | |
| 'My food is problematic.' | |
| 'Big damn heroes, sir.' | |
| 'If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.' | |
| 'Yessir, Captain Tight Pants.' | |
| 'I aim to misbehave.' | |
| 'This must be what going mad feels like.' | |
| 'That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.' | |
| 'It sounds like something this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but...' | |
| 'Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.' | |
| 'Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.' | |
| 'And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!' | |
| 'I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.' | |
| 'Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.' | |
| 'We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.' | |
| 'Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!' | |
| 'Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.' | |
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