| Quote | Character | Spoken to: |
|---|
| 'I'll deal with those murderous trolls.' | |
| 'Have a D-lightful summer! *chuckle*' | |
| 'I'm gonna pump em so full of sap they're gonna have to blow their nose with a pancake!' | |
| 'My memory ain't been so good since I drank my thermometer.' | |
| 'What about the wiener? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his!' | |
| 'Bring me my checkbook! And a mother mole!' | |
| 'I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove em down your pants, so you can WATCH me kick the crap outta you!' | |
| 'If you stop the car, I'll let you play with my gun!' | |
| 'See you in hell, dinner plate.' | |
| 'Right now, Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl!' | |
| | Quote | Character | Spoken to: |
|---|
| 'I'm no hero. I just like to hit people in the head.' | |
| 'That's the sneeze guard. You have to lean under it to get salad or sneeze on stuff.' | |
| 'Why are there children WALKING ON MY HEAD??' | |
| 'I sleep in a racecar! Do you?' | |
| 'I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the resteraunt and they had to close the restaurant.' | |
| 'NOBODY likes Milhouse!' | |
| 'Git yur pen knife to cut the umbrellacal cord.' | |
| 'You're just like your mother! Can't take a punch!' | |
| 'What're you cacklin' at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!' | |
| 'Go home to your son, Mrs. Muntz. AND TRY NOT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE ON THE WAY!' | |
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The Simpsons 
Fresh Prince of Bel Air 
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