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Musician's Son Accused in Swine Theft
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NIGHTGOWN-CLAD RUNNER UPSETS TOWNSFOLK Spotted banging on children's bedroom windows
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ROYAL SERVANTS UNABLE TO SAVE JUMPER 'We just couldn't put him back together'
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RURAL BUGLE-BLOWER OVERSLEEPS Misses his chance to play the blues
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RURAL HOUSEWIFE FENDS OFF ATTACK BY TRIO 'They were vermin, I tell you!'
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SHEPHERDESS LOSES FLOCK 'Leave them alone' cry experts
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Sudden Spider Appearance Terrifies Cottage Cheese Eater
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THIEF REPENTS: Returns Stolen Tarts made by Sovereign
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VEGETARIAN KEEPS SPOUSE IN SHELL OF GOURD Accommodations very comfortable, says wife
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Young man, married earlier this week, dies after sudden illness. Burial this Sunday
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YOUNGSTERS LOSE, RECOVER WINTER APPAREL Dessert plans are back on, says mom.
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