| Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'You're so beautiful, like a tree or a high-class prostitute.' | |
| 'Yeah, I know he's a dog, Bret. I'm not totally in the dark ages. I do go out every once in a while. But, Snoopy's lovable! Leave him alone.' | |
| 'I'm not cryin'. It's just been raining... on my face.' | |
| 'You should hang it on your wall so you can see how big and powerful you are, like Ra - the sun god Ra. You're like a pharaoh.' | |
| (About his vest top) 'My mum gave me that; thought it made me look like Bruce Willis.' | |
| 'It is not a scam! Why would someone want to scam me Jemaine!? And on the internet service, one of the trusted... things of today's society!' | |
| 'Sad because we don't have any electricity, but satisfied because I was right about the cup.' | |
| 'I love weaving. I'm weaving at the moment, making a pair of trousers.' | |
| (About New Zealand) 'There's vikings there right?' | |
| 'Jemaine, you look like an ogre that works in the library. ' | |
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Fresh Prince of Bel Air 
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