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Can you name the words in George Costanza's marine biologist story?
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Save the whale, George. For me.
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George Costanza: Marine Biologist Quiz
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Oct 11th, 2010 at 18:12 GMT
too little time? (too much?) should i force exact spelling of every word? (i simplified it so that you could enter present tense verbs for all past tense verbs.) i'll update the quiz as the comments and opinions come in. enjoy!
Oct 11th, 2010 at 19:21 GMT
LOVE IT! One of my favorite scenes!
Oct 11th, 2010 at 23:22 GMT
Awesome quiz. "A hole in one" :)
Oct 11th, 2010 at 23:34 GMT
She told me to "Go to hell!" and I took the bus home.
Oct 11th, 2010 at 23:48 GMT
I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry, at that moment, I was a marine biologist!
Oct 11th, 2010 at 23:55 GMT
"What is that a Titleist?" Lol, great idea for a quiz.
Oct 11th, 2010 at 23:56 GMT
"...the eye of the great fish!" "Mammal." "Whatever."
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Oct 11th, 2010 at 23:58 GMT
It's 'storeys' not 'stories'
Oct 12th, 2010 at 00:15 GMT
@roseman: sorry, i was unaware that we americans spell it differently from the brits. storeys has been added as an acceptable answer.
Oct 12th, 2010 at 02:08 GMT
great quiz, lotta fun
Oct 12th, 2010 at 02:58 GMT
Diane: I got the Alumni magazine. Ya know what ever happened to your friend George? I never see him in there. Jerry: Well he's kind of modest. Diane: He was always such a goof-off. I mean did he ever get anywhere? Jerry: Sure. Diane: Yeah? What field? Jerry: Marine biology. Diane: George is a marine biologist?! Jerry: A pretty damn good one, too! Diane: I can't believe it I mean I would never had thought.. Jerry: Yeah...he specializing in whales. He's working on lowering the cholesterol level in whales...all that blubber-- quite unhealthy. You know its the largest mammal on earth but as George says "they don't have to be."
Oct 12th, 2010 at 16:03 GMT
That's a classic television scene, and this will likely be a classic Sporcle quiz. Awesome.
Oct 12th, 2010 at 17:05 GMT
I was laughing the entire time I was taking the quiz. 5 globes for you!
Oct 12th, 2010 at 18:58 GMT
Man do I wish I had thought of doing this.
Oct 12th, 2010 at 22:36 GMT
While I didn't initially know this scene I had fun trying to figure out how the speech went, and was pleasantly surprised when halfway through I remembered that I've actually seen this episode and did much better than I expected! Top notch quiz.
Oct 13th, 2010 at 01:29 GMT
clever, very good.
Oct 13th, 2010 at 13:29 GMT
maybe my favorite sporcle quiz ever
Oct 13th, 2010 at 17:57 GMT
Loved it! Such a great scene. Larry David says this was the scene that got the loudest laugh from the studio audience during the entire running of the show. I would use more exclamation points and fewer periods - especially when he says, 'I tell you he was 10 stories high if he was a foot!' Great idea!
Oct 14th, 2010 at 00:58 GMT
agreed, great scene, great quiz idea. The only better monologue is Bookman the library cop's rant about Jerry not returning Tropic of Cancer.
Oct 14th, 2010 at 17:32 GMT
Classic show and classic scene. "Marine biologist? You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect!"
Oct 14th, 2010 at 18:02 GMT
Great quiz, love this show!
Oct 15th, 2010 at 16:59 GMT
@webmaestro2000: what about Kramer's monologue about his bus journey to the hospital to reunite the pinky toe with its annoying owner? "They kept ringing the bell!"
Oct 15th, 2010 at 19:34 GMT
Oct 16th, 2010 at 00:44 GMT
So Awesome. May i suggest adding Kramer's "Is that a titleist. Well, Hole in One." as a bonus.
Oct 16th, 2010 at 02:58 GMT
Oct 16th, 2010 at 03:34 GMT
I'm an architect.
Oct 16th, 2010 at 16:22 GMT
ronny_jubber, I was thinking the same thing, the pinky toe was my favorite, although of course this one was a classic as well.
Oct 18th, 2010 at 20:15 GMT
50 is not accepted.
Oct 18th, 2010 at 21:02 GMT
This quiz is gold, montecarlo, gold!
Oct 19th, 2010 at 01:24 GMT
@Art, good catch, 50 is now accepted. @drizzle: ill add the bonus.
Oct 20th, 2010 at 18:04 GMT
BTW, it is a crime against man that with my user name I did not get 100%. I apologize to all Seinfeld fans.
Oct 21st, 2010 at 12:46 GMT
@ArtVandaley: Your user name is spelled wrong. The correct spelling is "Art Vandelay."
Oct 21st, 2010 at 19:46 GMT
Actually, this has been my user name since I got on the internet in 1996 and the only time we ever see the spelling of Vandelay is the judges name in the final episode. In other words I picked this name well before there was any known spelling.
Game published: Oct 27th, 2010 at 17:04 GMT
Oct 27th, 2010 at 17:21 GMT
I'm waiting to see how Jason Alexander does on this quiz. He's already tweeted about enjoying Sporcle.
Oct 27th, 2010 at 17:24 GMT
Best sitcom ever.
Oct 27th, 2010 at 17:47 GMT
This is my favorite scene and monologue from any episode - great quiz!
Oct 27th, 2010 at 18:07 GMT
Hahaha! That was such a great scene.
Oct 27th, 2010 at 18:41 GMT
Awesome quiz. Thanks!
Oct 27th, 2010 at 20:56 GMT
haha great idea for a quiz. 5/5
Oct 27th, 2010 at 21:00 GMT
@Art...but even having not seen it in print, Vandelay is the much more logical spelling.
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