| Fact | Answer |
| 'When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push up he...' | |
| 'Chuck Norris kills...' | |
| 'Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.He...' | |
| 'Guns don't kill people,...' | |
| 'Chuck Norris has two speeds,....' | |
| 'The cheif export of Chuck Norris is...' | |
| 'Chuck Norris is the only man that can...' | |
| '.........,only those who have been beaten by Chuck Norris to different shades of black and blue.' | |
| 'Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his freinds could tell him...' | |
| 'Chuck Norris can divide by...' | |
| | Fact | Answer |
| 'When Chuck Norris speaks everyone ....' | |
| 'While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of...' | |
| 'Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of.....' | |
| 'On his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one child to be.....' | |
| 'Chuck Norris has twelve moons. One of them is.......' | |
| 'Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he knocks down one and the other nine.......' | |
| 'Chuck Norris doesn't beleive in......' | |
| 'Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with.....' | |
| 'It takes 14 puppteers to make Chuck Norris______, | |
| but only 2 to make him destroy an......' | |
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