| Limericks of Disney Characters | |
| I have two mean sisters/ Who are both covered in blisters/ But I met my Fairy Godmother/ Who helped me meet my lover/ And my lover will soon be my mister.? | |
| My dad is the king/ And he'smarried to a real good looking thing/ I lost all my muscle/ But I got it all back due to some hustle/ And I own a horse with magic wings. ? | |
| I'm friends with a pig/ And I love to dig/ I only have one phrase/ Which means no worrie for they rest of your days/ And if you want I can do a little jig.? | |
| I'm n ot very tall/ In fact I'm really quite small/ But with a pinch of my dust/ And a small dose of trust/ You will be able to fly and not fall.? | |
| I'm a little bit thick/ As with one small prick/ I fell straight to sleep/ Without counting sheep/ But now I'm awake and I'm slick.? | |
| I look like a jungle cat/ But I would never admit to that/ As i have a small mind/And I think I'm the only one of my kind/ Oh,I bounce on my tail,so I don't get fat.? | |
| If you pull my string/ I'll say a funny thing/ You'll think I'm real dandy/ But I belong to Andy/ And I'm friends with an astronaut with wings.? | |
| I ate a few sweets/ And grew a hundred feet/ If I eat another one I'll shrink/ Quicker than you can blink/ Then I won't eat any more misleading treats.? | |
| Once I did/ Scare a few kids/ Then I met boo/ Who taught me not to/ And now I'm not scary or wicked.? | |
| I'm really fast/ Only 'second' in my class/ My dads really strong/ And my mum can stretch really long/ Although we have to hide our identity because supers belong in the past.? | |