| What was said | Who said it |
| 'If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em, yecch! ' | |
| 'Pork chops and applesauce' | |
| 'I'm not a snitcher; I just tell it like it is.' | |
| 'Dear diary, at last I met him, my dream man, it was at the delicatessen and our fingers tingled as we reached over for the same potato salad.' | |
| 'If boys don't find you attractive, don't blame me.' | |
| 'My foot played a game of Chinese checkers...and lost.' | |
| 'Well I guess women are okay for somethings.' | |
| 'You shouldn't put down a loser, Cindy, because you might be one yourself someday. Just remember that.' | |
| 'Glasses! Oh, no, mom! Not glasses! They'll make me look absolutely positively goofy!' | |
| 'Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!' | |
| 'I'm proud to be your sister, no matter how terrible you look!' | |
| 'Cindy Brady, the new Shirley Temple.' | |