| Hint | Answer |
| Mother | |
| Father | |
| Brother | |
| Country of Ancestry | |
| Where were the Horrorists from? | |
| Favorite Soda | |
| Religion | |
| Favorite Video Game | |
| What does he grab at wrestling practice? | |
| Years of his life sleeping on bunk beds | |
| Is Sun Drop only sold in North Carolina? | |
| How does he travel in time | |
| Imaginary Friend | |
| | Hint | Answer |
| Favorite Chinese Dish | |
| Given Detention for... | |
| Circumcised? | |
| What Amphibian does His Father Resemble | |
| What man would Connor give a handjob if that man's hands were broken? | |
| What does Connor always smoke? | |
| Number in Address | |
| Shoe Size | |
| What day does he always eat Dominos pizza? | |
| Where does he want to go to college? | |
| Geeze... | |
| 5th Grade Teacher | |
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