| Rival #1 | Rival #2 |
| Burger King | |
| Guitar Hero | |
| Bloods | |
| Lauren Conrad | |
| Sharks (gang) | |
| Muhammad Ali | |
| Homer Simpson | |
| Biggie Smalls | |
| Duke | |
| Cain | |
| Captain Ahab | |
| Magic Johnson | |
| Lakers | |
| | Rival #1 | Rival #2 |
| Marty McFly | |
| Rosie O'Donnell | |
| The Wicked Witch of the West | |
| Ohio State | |
| Peter Griffin | |
| Chevrolet | |
| Facebook.com | |
| Yankees | |
| Duracell | |
| Wile E. Coyote | |
| Nancy Kerrigan | |
| Microsoft | |
| Coca-Cola | |
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