| Question | Answer |
| Who is Eric Cartman's father? | |
| Where does Butters' 'girlfriend' Lexus work? | |
| According to President Bush, who caused 9/11? | |
| What is the name of the plastic surgery clinic on South Park's main street? | |
| What street does Kenny live on? | |
| What is Stan and Kyle's favorite song to play along to on Guitar Hero? | |
| What is the nickname Stan has for his nerdy schoolmates Butters, Pip, and Dougie? | |
| What hockey team defeats the Park County pee-wee team coached by Stan at the Pepsi Center in Denver? | |
| What word does Cartman misspell in the spelling bee? | |
| What is the name of the four boys' short-lived boy band? | |
| What is South Park Elementary's mascot briefly changed to, thanks to PETA? | |
| According to Cartman, what type of music can hippies not stand? | |
| What is the name of Mr. Garrison's best-selling romance novel? | |
| What secret weapon helps the boys defeat their online nemesis in World of Warcraft? | |
| What 'ancillary character, one the fans wouldn't miss much' does the serial killer in 'Cartman's Incredible Gift' kill off? | |
| What is Butters' birthday? | |
| What precious possessions did the Goobacks take from the people of South Park, much to their dismay? | |
| What is the name of the pond in South Park where Cartman attempts to kill Kyle with a wiffle bat? | |
| What is the name of Jesus' talk show? | |
| What does Cartman frequently yell at his pet cat? | |
| What is Paris Hilton's new perfume line called? | |
| What do airplane food, beef, and chicken with hot sauce give Kyle's cousin Kyle? | |
| What is Ms. Choksondik's response to Cartman's entreaty to suck his balls? | |
| Who is the biggest douche in the universe? | |
| What is Scott Tenorman's favorite band? | |