| Question | Answer |
| What level of the Perkis system involves getting a giant ice block broken over your bare abdomen? | |
| To what kind of camp did Gerry's dad NOT send him? | |
| What does Tony Perkis Sr. tell the campers to call him? | |
| What is Pat's last name? | |
| What all-you-can-eat place does Josh patronize and, apparently, close down during his time away from Camp Hope? | |
| Who has broken Lars' camera? | |
| What food does Gerry 'very sneakily' bring into camp with him--for emergencies? | |
| What cabin are Gerry and his friends in? | |
| Who does the Camp MVPer confuse with the Mona Lisa during the Apache Relay? | |
| Who is Josh's 'buddy' in Lars' 'body system?' | |
| Which camper is seemingly always in tears? | |
| How much does Gerry weigh initially, according to his ID card? | |
| What is the first thing Roy says to Gerry? | |
| What is the name of the lecture Tony announces over the PA system? | |
| During what song does Tim jump out onto the dance floor and 'blow a microchip?' | |
| What is the name of Camp Hope's previous owners? | |
| What item does Tony pick up during his jog through the woods? | |
| Who does Pat introduce as 'a camp legend?' | |
| According to Tony, what percentage of Americans forget to stretch before physical activity? | |
| What is the name of the Camp Hope representative who visits Gerry's home, expertly played by Tim Blake Nelson? | |
| Who gets hit with an errant bat at the softball game? | |
| What is the name of the inflatable water trampoline at Camp Hope that Lars sadistically spears? | |
| According to Tony, who must be left to fend for themselves, like he was? | |
| How is 'Little Tony' doing? | |
| Who does Lars have the hots for? | |
| According to Josh, who does the candy found in the cabin belong to? | |