| Lyric | Lyric |
| I love you like kings love queens, like a gay geneticist loves... | |
| I need you like New Orleans needs... | |
| Like Hitler's father needed to learn how to... | |
| And I want you, yeah, like a lawyer / mathematician wants some kind of... | |
| And I want you, yeah, like JFK wanted... | |
| Because love is taking that dive, then getting really comfortable and... | |
| And love is a real life porn, minus all the stuff that... | |
| And love is a homeless guy, searching for treasure in the middle of... | |
| And finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all... | |
| Even though he's heartbroken he can't complain 'cause he was... | |
| | Lyric | Lyric |
| Because I love you like Dora loves... | |
| Like the pope's toilet loves... | |
| I need you like a voyeur needs... | |
| Like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of... | |
| And I want you, yeah, like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never wanted to... | |
| And I want you like Anne Frank wanted nobody to... | |
| Because love is your favorite food... | |
| And love is the Holocaust, if you don't die quick, and you don't... | |
| And love is being the owner of the company that makes... | |
| Love is all about... | |
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