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| Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. | |
| I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. | |
| I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist. | |
| When you make music or write or create, it’s really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you’re writing about at the time. | |
| Is this chicken that I have or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken by the sea… | |
| The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff. | |
| Wal-mart… Do they, like, make walls there? | |
| When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff | |
| I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness. | |
| I work out every day---Monday to Saturday. | |
| So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? | |
| I'm using my brain for the first time in a long time. | |
| It's called 'vajazzling'. After a break-up, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady and it shined like a disco ball....Women should 'vajazzle' their vajay-jays. | |
| I am convinced that by eating biological foods it is possible to avoid a tumor. | |
| Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain. | |
| When I pictured heroin I saw some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that's gonna be you. It never was me. I wasn't under a bridge and I always had shoes | |
| I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet. | |
| Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. | |
| All of the sudden, you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through. | |
| Singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God. | |
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| I’m getting more famouser by the day. | |
| The first time I mailed something on my own a couple of months ago, I didn’t put a stamp on it! My mom was like, “Are you serious?' I'm like, 'Dude, I've never been on my own b | |
| I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. | |
| Psychiatry is a pseudoscience. You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even -you’re glib. You don’t even know what Rit | |
| On his son's birth: We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. | |
| I've never heard a Jay-Z song. | |
| I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that. | |
| I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it. | |
| I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. | |
| Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there's a possibility of me … being psychic. | |
| I'm too pretty to be in jail. | |
| I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. | |
| On masturbation: I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself. | |
| I don't want to be alone. The aloneness is so alone. | |
| I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role. | |
| I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. I have to be in a way more grimey environment to turn any rap music on. | |
| Can Chanel please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that I can at least wear a chic dress? | |
| I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. | |
| Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion. | |
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