“Oh, I tell ya, Camilla, great plumbers are born, not made! I'm the prince of plungers, fair maiden!'

'Check it out, Fart-Shoes! '

'No drums! No drums! Jack Black said no drums!'

'Kermit, you're my hero. You're on my watch.'

'Take a cruise,' you said. 'See the world,' you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.' 'Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.'

'All right. No more Ms. Nice Guy.'

'He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie'

'Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person.'

'Look, Mother. It's my life. OK. So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked... Oh.'

'Upon entering the theater, please move as far to the end of the row as possible. Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic.'

'Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence.'

'Shield's and Yarnell. Fifteen seconds to curtain, Shields and Yarnell. Kermit's finally booked guest stars weirder than we are.'

'There's Miss Hamhock back when she was just a little sausage roll.'

'Kermit, Dr. Dull is out. I've gotten in touch with my inner funk master, and his name is Snoop Doggie Dew.'

'Hey! Hey, where're you goin'? Hey! Wait for me! I wanna go to Hollywood! Hey, wait for me! C'mon, guys! Wait, please! I wanna go to Hollywood!'

'Boomerang fish! Guaranteed fresh! Throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me! Get 'em while they're fresh!'

'I've been chasing the truck all this time, and boy am I exhausted.'

'You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!'

'Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?'

'Bawk, buck, ba-gawk'

'Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip.'

'The world is going to end and when it does, something will happen that has never happened before.'

'Mee mee moo moo mee mee'