CBS 'Survivor' quotes II

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Can you name the Survivor contestants who said the following quotes?

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QuoteContestantSeason
'He's like a gay Russell Hantz.'Blood vs. Water
'Oh my godddddd. It's soooooo good!'Australian Outback
'We ain't got a machete! It grew legs and walked off.'Heroes vs. Villains
'Awwww BITCH!'Micronesia
'I don't feel bad that I stole your wine.'Panama: Exile Island
'He's fat, but he's good.'Borneo
'Na na na na - na na na na - hey hey hey - goodbye!'Amazon
'Scumbags...'Guatemala
'I played with Boston Rob.'Caramoan
'My grandma's at home right now watching Jerry Springer.'Pearl Islands
'Jeff [Probst] is a son of a bitch, I'll tell you that.'Palau
'Drop your stack and pick up my pieces!'South Pacific
'My whole strategy bro is to be out in the open and make people laugh and be all crazy... oh, hermit crab on my foot!'Nicaragua
'We lost... by a bunch of rules.'Thailand
'But my prize isn't even the million dollars. My prize is... I fell in love in this game. Love at first sight.'Cook Islands
'I found the idol. I don't have any pockets, so I have to put it where no one will suspect a bulge.'Blood vs. Water
'Au revoir, Adios, Arrivederci, Sayonara, or, as we say in Boston, see ya later.'All Stars
'I exist to surround myself with people that have integrity and nobility.'Tocantins
'I aint pointin' no fingers...'Fiji
'I don't know who I'm going to vote for. So here's what we're gonna do. I want you to pick a number between one and, very fittingly, a million.'Panama/Exile Island
QuoteContestantSeason
'You might as well write the check and hand it to me.'Africa
'You are a disgusting, old, hot-headed, chauvinistic, alcoholic bigot. And you need to grow up before you die alone... and a LOSER!'Gabon
'It's a f'*ckin stick!'Micronesia
'We're younger, and we're cuter, we've got better bodies, and for some reason that's like a huge issue with older people.'Amazon
'So you’ve been a winner your whole life? Great. I doubt it. I’d like to show him what a winner is and what a loser is and tell him where he fits in.'Heroes vs. Villains
'You're a bad boy because you play poker, or something like that? Do you have a Harley I don't know about?'China
'I need somebody to pee on my hand!'Marquesas
'WHO DID IT?! WHO COUNTED THAT CHICKEN BEFORE IT WAS HATCHED?!'Borneo
'I want you to take out your teeth.'Caramoan
'Any grown man who calls himself a 'Dragon Slayer' should be in a mental institution.'Tocantins
'This is MY island!'One World
'Don't be stupid, Stupid.'All Stars
'I'll pay $20 to lick their fingers.'Micronesia
'In a word, would you agree that your overall game play could be called 'feckless'?'Samoa
'You'll never believe it... there's fish in the ocean! Yay!'Samoa
'The moment I regret most in this game was when *someone* accused Kel of smuggling beef jerky.'Australian Outback
'I've been Bamboozled!'All Stars
'We can't get a female alliance together, because Caryn sucks.'Palau
'This is my game, sucker.'Redemption Island

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