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Can you name the Survivor contestants who said the following quotes?
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These quotes are mostly from memory, so please feel free to add any corrections in the comment section. I tried to include a quote from every season, including the current one (Blood vs. Water).
CBS 'Survivor' quotes II
'Making love is my sport.'
'Whoa, cool flying fish!'
'I mean… my ASS.'
'Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.'
'I swear on my son's life.'
'Daaaamn. That pisses me off.'
'Who is this jackass?'
'Stupid people. Let me just say that again. Stupid players!'
'They’re lying to me! They’re all lying to me!'
'I'm sorry I don't talk llama.'
'I CAN GET LOUD TOO! WHAT THE F*CK?!'
'I'd like to be naked all the time. That would be smarter in this hundred degree weather.'
'I thought I was the dumbest survivor ever.'
'I feel like I’m making a deal with the devil, but I want the devil on my side.'
Heroes v. Villains
'Why do you have such an aversion to working?'
'There are so many immunity idols running around everywhere!'
'I will always wave my finger in your face!'
'FORGET YOU. GO HOME. GOODBYE. '
'I’m voting for you because when you snore at nighttime it sounds like someone’s choking a walrus.'
'I was lucky in this game that I'm not handsome. So I didn't have any handicaps like the girls found.'
'I KILLED A SHARK! I HIT IT WITH A FREAKING MACHETE!'
'I feel like Mother Teresa compared to these people!'
Heroes v. Villains
'All three of you, kiss my ass!'
'What do I look like, Magellan?'
'Again, again, AGAIN I’m on the buffoon tribe!'
Heroes v. Villains
'I may be a lot of things, but I ain’t no Hershey bar.'
'That thing is definitely by far on the ground.'
'When it comes down to it, I want that million dollars. Exotic, expensive furs on my shoulder. Jewels on these pretty fingers. We're talking big time.'
'Blindsides are fun!'
'Somebody call a wambulance!'
'I hate leaves.'
'I'm not name-calling. I'm saying you're trying to weasel your way in. Weasel is a verb in this situation.'
'I’m turning into something that would really scare my mother.'
'He’s a jew! He won’t eat the ham!'
'I hope your time here has helped your future modeling career.'
'You’re an idiot… You’re a moron.'
'I'm a former special agent.'
'I've been attacked by a shark, survived a hurricane, had a run in with a crocodile...'
'The surface area supporting all of us is about the same, but your mass goes up at a faster rate than surface area. It’s kind of like why elephants can’t run up trees.'
Blood vs Water
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