| Quote | Episode | Said By |
| Is that Bobby Singer? Give him a kiss for me. | |
| If the old man's Kermit who's hand's up his ass? | |
| I learned that from the pizza man. | |
| He's watching her sleep. How is that not rapy? | |
| Hola Mishamigos. J2 got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys. | |
| I've decided to give Stan my most precious gift. | |
| Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies? | |
| We've been Parent Trapped. | |
| We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian. | |
| What, did you lose the ability to send a text message? | |
| Sorry, you have me confused with that other angel. You know the one in the dirty trench coat who is in love with you. I don't care. | |
| I just remember I was with two guys. One was like a male model type and the other was an older guy named . . . Bobby | |
| Why do you keep talking about herpes? | |
| Drinking your feelings Sam? I thought that was your brother's bag. | |
| Did you know my first girl turned out to be a . . . | |
| Did you hear that Crowley? That's me flicking my BIC for you. | |
| You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made. Line for line. | |
| One of Dad's rules? You never use the same crapper twice. | |
| Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here. | |
| Next to Sam, you and Bobby are the closest things I have to family. | |
| I think she turned me into a Jefferson Starship. | |
| Ain't nobody killin' me in my house but me. | |