| Question | Answer |
| Saugeen's opening year | |
| Answer 1 divided by the # of elevators | |
| Answer 2 minus Joshn McLinton's years behind Saugeen's front desk | |
| Answer 3 plus the number of units | |
| Answer 4 minus the # of floors | |
| Answer 5 multiplied by the total number of rez managers plus programming staff | |
| Answer 6 minus the number of PEOPLE living in Saugeen | |
| Answer 7 divided by the (number of dons plus senior RAs) | |
| Answer 8 divided by the number of years Saugeen has been open (as of 2010) | |
| The number of residences that are better than Saugeen at UWO | |