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| Misters Pink, Brown & Blue (in black suits) / Used their guns when they tried to steal loots / But something went wrong / The cops knew all along / Turns out Orange was in cahoots | |
| One owns a gym that's a dud / Other thinks he's a muscular stud / They get into brawls / With red rubber balls / Nobody makes me bleed my own blood | |
| This movie takes place in deep space / There're eggs all over the place / Most people die / Some of whom cry / And one gets it stuck on his face | |
| A guy looking to pick up some dough / Hires Steve Buscemi, ya don't cha know / Who gets an escort (not a stripper) / Ends up in wood chipper / It's cold, and there's lots of snow | |
| There once was a mischievous rabbit / And a P.I. with a bad drinking habit / This unlikely pairing / Were really quite daring / In saving the place toons inhabit | |
| A chain of puzzling events began / When some nihilists came up with a plan / A misinformed thug / Peed on his rug / Hey, there's a beverage here man! | |
| Man attempts suicide then needs a boost / So he moves into his sister's roost / How often do you see / A good comedy / That features both Nietzsche and Proust? | |
| The story follows a man / A law-student who's driving a van / There's a mad Russian / And Worm's repercussions / But hey, he once beat Johnny Chan | |
| Adapted from Mario Puzo / They likely drink grappa not ouzo / He goes to buy fruit / But Sollozzo's guys shoot / Makes offers that they can't refuse-o | |
| He gives us a good summer tip: / When it's hot, milk is not good to sip / He wrecks Jack Black's hog / So J.B. punts his dog / Diversity's NOT an old wooden ship | |
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Sitcoms By Disastrous Wedding
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