| Unfortunate result | Book |
| Thermostat doesn't go anywhere near that high. Got 3rd degree burns just trying. | |
| Almost got ran over about 50 times. Ever hear of sidewalks? | |
| Scratched myself climbing a tree to catch one. Got any tips for killing it without having the SPCA on my ass? | |
| Got thrown out of the mall foodcourt for indecent exposure. Eating in the nude apparently frowned upon. | |
| Got a sunburn, almost eaten by a shark, and I think someone stole my wallet out of my shoes. | |
| Got bitten by a cow, kicked by a horse and I don't trust those pigs. Place smells terrible all the time. | |
| That hurt like hell, and now I need two prosthetic limbs. Typing rest of quiz will be an issue | |
| Almost eaten, then hexed, then felt super claustrophibic. Three things I never expected to see in a room together. | |
| Those goth kids weren't very friendly, and the real ones tried to bite my neck before I could ask any questions. | |
| | Unfortunate result | Book |
| Misread title and almost shot myself. Dropped like two grand on a flight to Tokyo only to find out there hasn't been one for centuries. | |
| It's freezing cold, there's no shelter and I think there's a wolf in these woods. Why the hell did I come in here? | |
| I didn't find any freaking bounty and now I'm stuck on this stinking rock in the middle of the stupid ocean. | |
| I'm only on year 2 and I'm really, really lonely. You want 98 more? Just kill me now. | |
| Umm...which one? There's like a million in this stupid desert, I'm dehydrated and it's sandy as all hell out here. | |
| Been looking for this stupid place for hours. I know it's all hush-hush but how about a map? What's even growing in it? Flowers? Vegetables? | |
| Which freaking two!? New York? Paris? London? These flights are expensive, help me out here! | |
| You know how hard it was to get gramps into this boat? Pretty sure I'm wanted for kidnapping. | |
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