| Hows my hair look? Does it look like Phil's? |
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| That John Denver's full of sh%$ man. |
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| I think I've got the black lung pop. |
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| Im a lead farmer motha fu&%er. |
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| Which of course in German means a whale's vagina. |
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| I bet I could throw a football over them mountains. |
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| BM? I'l tell ya one thing it aint Bob Marley. |
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| I just lost a buck; to myself. |
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| Ha, drunk driving, classic. |
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| You ate an entire wheele of cheese? Im actually not even mad thats amazing. |
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| You had an extra pair of gloves this entire time?... Yeah, we're in the rockies. |
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| Are you staring at my breasts?...I dont know. |
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| How can you expect children to learn to read, when they cant even fit inside the building? |
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| Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it sterile and I like the taste. |
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| Hey Denim Dan whats with the Canadian tuxedo? |
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| Hey I got a ring. You know what it says? Love; EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY! |
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