| Movie Quote | Movie |
| 'Man i figured the Rocky Mountains would be a lot rockier than this.' 'Yeah that John Denver's full of s**t man.' | |
| 'Let me know how it rides officer.' 'Oh he gon' test drive the s**t out of this.' | |
| 'Tom you were a cub scout weren't you?' 'No, but i ate a brownie once.' | |
| 'Get anything we may need. Food, snacks, fruit roll-ups. Let's get the f*** outta here!' | |
| 'Hey hunny, do you think KFC is still open?' | |
| 'Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinkin milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice? Now you stop that right meow | |
| 'Come on, guys. I'm a respected member of the scientific community. I'm published in 4 journals.' 'Which one? Toad load weekly?' | |
| 'We have a great life here in Alaska and I'm never going back to America again!' | |
| 'I took it to the one place crazy enough to try it......North Korea.' 'Of coarse.' | |
| 'I called the front desk. They're coming wiki wiki!' | |
| 'There's a problem with her underpants.' 'Yeah, they're not in my mouth.' | |
| 'I like Viki and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!' | |
| 'Yeah, and Grizzlie Adams had a beard.' | |