| Hint | Real name |
| 'Hey,uh...' | |
| 'Good morning Sergeant!' | |
| 'Sergeant'/Mick | |
| Jarhead... | |
| ...who's banging... | |
| J smoker | |
| 'Silly...!' | |
| STILL won't shut the **** up! | |
| Used to walk in 5 minutes late listening to music | |
| Is gay for Teeb | |
| | Hint | Real name |
| 'MAX!' | |
| Always has the need to show off his muscles | |
| This 'igguh' claps | |
| Commie | |
| Is gay for Bobby | |
| Chupmunk | |
| He was eaten | |
| Thinks Bin Laden works for the C.I.A. | |
| Angry football player | |
| OTHER J smoker | |
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