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| Hey don't wait dinner, but save me a fortune cookie, I going for a long walk | |
| I asked this guy if he wanted coffee. He said 'I think not' and he disappeared | |
| @Emico; Hey Count, if you had a cape you could star in a Batman movie! | |
| I had this itch just below my sternum. I wish the artist would have waited til I scratched it! | |
| @Freddieboy I've got this capital idea, my man. We ought to get it down on paper. | |
| Of course I knocked over the baby carriage, it was blocking the Italian ice stand | |
| @Ziggysmom Remind me to tell you about my dream you were in. Creepy. | |
| Can anyone use a whole bunch of pea plants? They're overrunning the abbey! | |
| I've got this great invention ready to go, so if someone will invent junk mail, I can help you make lots of it. | |
| @BrideofChucky I invited some distant relatives over. Order more bananas! Stat! | |
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| I had this idea. I reached up and grabbed it, screwed it in, but all it did was give off light. I'll keep working on the navel lint remover. | |
| @Columbus Hey dude, I found India. Don't bother coming from the east! The food gives me gas, I'm going back. | |
| @SallyH871 I don't care if he does have red hair, this has to be our little secret. | |
| Pope, schmope, I know why the sun rises in the east. | |
| I'm just glowing today over my discovery! | |
| If you're trying to get a rise out of me, show up at the dome on Saturday. | |
| Hey down in front! You're making shadows on the cave wall. No. Wait. Stand there for just a minute while I think. | |
| If y'all don't stop having babies we're going to need some famine, war, and disease real soon! | |
| @Atahuallpa Party at my place! Bring the gold! I have an act that'll kill ya! | |
| You guys realize how far you have to walk in this town to find some salt?! | |
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