I might be water trash. But im also a water

Do you even know how many people go blind from

College was a very drunk time in

All aboard to downtown

They called me____ the entire time

You know how i am with girls im like a bull in a

she just put the fear of god

Are we human

Yippee ki yay, mother

dude tell that story again but this time

I cannot ride the bus. Homeless people wipe their

why the **** are there no

OKay, guess who i voted for in 2000

He's not like to share his__with you

And much like buttholes, families are meant

Holy moly she's

If anything we have a subway abuse problem

Gerard Butler? More like

Straight edge people

Im trying to __

We drank like a weird amount but it'd be even weirder if

Oh I'll be a pacifist, I'll

Ok hold the phone,

Speaking of garages did you know that the word actually comes from the

Throw a flag and push me back ten yards

I cant wait for saturday its about to

The nipple of your dreams is actually the nipple of

You're basically an abortion

If you dont like me thats fine but you're wrong

So what kind of drugs are we

No like real tears, like

Have you been deepthroating condoms just

Bitch better have my

You know its bro's

I'm like one of those dragons from

Thats horrible advice, most people dont

Warriors cannot collide while

Whats up with all these

I just dont want children to have to be dodging full-grown

I guess Ill just have to bite the bullet and by bullet

I dont want to have sex with you

If we do this there's gonna be two hits. Me hitting you

Shakespeare was a smart dude he was

You are not allowed to

You know, I didnt masturbate until I was 18 years old?

Im going to ____ you so good

Instead of clicking heels we'll be