| Quote | Movie | Year |
| You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy. | |
| I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. | |
| Nobody touches the Bear, you dig? | |
| Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. | |
| How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? | |
| You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay. | |
| Hey Mom! Can we get some meatloaf? | |
| If you ain't first, you're last. | |
| Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk? | |
| Dont judge me monkey! | |
| He's a freak... He's the fastest kid alive... | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| I shouldn't have gone in there... | |
| Now let us gingerly touch our tips. | |
| On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. | |
| I'm trying to decide how stoned I am... | |
| Would you believe Chuck Norris with a BB gun? | |
| But this head movie makes my eyes rain! | |
| my penis doesn't want to be around you | |
| Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! | |
| So long, gay boys! | |
| I have laid eggs... inside of your brain! | |
| I do a pretty convincing Omar from the HBO program, The Wire. | |
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