| Opening Lyrics | Song | Album |
| 'Fools on parade cavort and carry on, for waiting eyes' | |
| 'Outside the cafe by the cracker factory you were practicing a magic trick' | |
| 'You showed me my tomorrow beside a box of matches' | |
| '(Song title), echo through the room' | |
| 'It's ever so funny, I don't think you're special I don't think you're cool' | |
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| 'He knew what he wanted to say, but he didn't know how to word it, the dirty little Herbert' | |
| '(Song title), lying on her front' | |
| 'Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks or knackered Converse' | |
| 'In a foreign place, the saving grace was the feeling' | |
| 'Do the (song title), take off your wedding ring' | |
| '(Song title), the serpent soul pinchers' | |
| '(Song title), love's a risk' | |
| 'You used to get it in your fishnets, now you only get it in your nightdress' | |
| 'Up rolled the (song title) and sparked excitement in the boys' | |
| 'Running off over next door's garden before the hour is done' | |
| 'Now then (song title), i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun' | |
| 'Ask if we can have six in, if not we'll have to have two' | |
| 'If you can summon the strength tow me, I can't hold down the urgency' | |
| 'Well the morning was complete, there was tears on the steering wheel dripping on the seat' | |
| 'Fiendish wonder in the carnival's wake' | |
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| 'Thought I saw you in the battleship, but it was just a look a like' | |
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| '...Top marks for not tryin'' | |
| 'Lately I've been seeing things, belly button piercings' | |
| '(Song Title) beserk as f**k, we tend to see that as a perk though. | |
| '*Pinned down by the dark*. Been fighting with my sheets, and nearly crying in my sleep' | |
| 'One look sends it coursing through the veins oh how the feeling races' | |
| 'Get on your (song title), there's one thing on your mind' | |
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| 'I was biting the time zone, and we embellish the banks of our bloodstreams' | |
| 'Anticipation has the habit to set you up' | |
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| 'Despair up to the point when they provoke the punchline before they have told the joke' | |
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| 'I'm going back to (song title), if it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive' | |
| 'Last night these two bouncers; one of 'em's alright the other ones a scary 'un' | |
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| 'Stop making the eyes at me, I'll stop making the eyes at you' | |
| 'I heard the truth was built to bend' | |
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| 'Tricking through the morning, the tramp with the trampoline under his arm' | |
| 'Who's that girl there, I wonder what went wrong so that she had to roam the streets' | |
| 'I've seen your eyes as they fix on me, what is he doing what on earth is the plan, has he got one' | |
| 'I wanna build you up...I wanna break you down...' | |
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