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| 'Grawp's about sixteen feet tall, enjoys ripping up twenty-foot pine trees, and knows me... as _______.' | |
| 'All those poor elves I haven't set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren't enough ______!' | |
| 'There's no need to call me ____, Professor.' | |
| 'MOTORBIKES DON'T ____' | |
| 'Well, think back... Have you ever let it slip that you'd like to go out in public with the words '___ __________' round your neck?' | |
| 'It is our ________...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.' | |
| 'Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the _________ ______________.' | |
| 'Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! _______!' | |
| 'There is no good or evil: only ______ and those too weak to seek it.' | |
| 'If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his ________, not his equals' | |
| 'Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, _______ ____ _____ _____' | |
| 'Shan't say nothing if you don't say ______.' | |
| 'I always do, Mrs. Weasley, I like a ______ _____, you know me.' | |
| 'Don't worry. You're just as _____ as I am.' | |
| 'Twitchy little ______, aren't you, Malfoy?' | |
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| 'Just because you've got the emotional range of a _______ doesn't mean we all have.' | |
| 'Alas! _______!' | |
| “The Dark Arts... are many, varied, ever-changing, and ________' | |
| 'Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its _______' | |
| '...you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough ______' | |
| 'You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got ______...' | |
| 'Sunshine, daisies, _______ mellow. Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.' | |
| 'What would your _____ have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?' | |
| 'I am a wizard, not a ________ brandishing a stick.' | |
| 'Oh Potter, you rotter, oh what have you done? You're killing off students, you think it's _____ ____.' | |
| 'I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the _______ _______.' | |
| “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not _____?” | |
| 'After all, to the _____-_________ mind, death is but the next great adventure' | |
| 'I say there are ______ that don't come off... ______ that never come off, d'you know what I mean?' | |
| 'I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, ________.' | |
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What's Missing: Harry Potter 
Slap Chop! 
Mitch Hedberg Jokes
