| Quote | What video diary? | Who said it |
| I think he's got a temperature now | |
| I drunk to much energy juice | |
| Aaaaah the light!!! | |
| I'm a song!! | |
| I like girls who eat carrots | |
| Peter Pan | |
| I'm quite handy with a kazoo | |
| I'd like to be Niall for a day, just cause he finds everything absolutely amazing | |
| Sorry I'm late lads | |
| No jimmy protested | |
| would you like to depress anyone else? | |