| Works for the donkey hospice in the town of Achingballs |
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| Racist old lady always chundering |
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| Friend of racist old lady |
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| Teacher at Kelsey Grammar School |
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| Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes, you're under |
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| Hello Darling, call me ...... everybody does |
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| Rival of previous question |
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| Ex Husband of question 11 |
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| I'll have the roast pork....and a mars bar |
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| Hello Martin its ..... got someone here |
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| As far as i'm concerned thats the end of the matter |
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| Schoolteacher married to his ex pupil |
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| I'm a lady, I do ladies things |
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| Best transvestite friend of previous question |
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| Keep trying to break world records at the end of each episode |
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| 'Wicky Woo', 'Top of the morning where's me breakfast' |
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| I was a bridesmade at Mollie Sugdon's wedding |
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| Is in love with the Prime Minister |
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| 'I want that one', 'don't like it' |
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| Always shopping in a shop run by a man called Roy who always calls for help from Margaret |
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| Famous novelist that dictates all her books to her secretary Miss Grace |
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| 'Ah Yeeeees', 'Maybe I did maybe I didn't' |
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| Former Silver Medallist for the 400m |
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| Barmaid in the Welsh town of Llanddewi Breffi |
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| Giant Bird who goes shopping |
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| Couple who eat at the local Indian restaurant with the really fast service and the husband always orders the spiciest dish |
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| A son who's mother really pushes him to become an actor in theatre |
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| Mean-spirited Neighbourhood Watch leader who takes his job a little too seriously. 'Britain fights back' |
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| 'No, but yeah, but no, but yeah, or sumfin or nuffing' |
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| 'I'm the only gay in the village' |
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| Married to a Taiwanese bride |
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| Inventor with stupid ideas 'how's that one for starters', 'here's one for ya' |
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| 'Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune' |
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