| Hint | Player |
|---|
| A Cy Young winning relief pitcher and outfielder both had this name | |
| Former single season home run record holder | |
| Utility player who played for all four current AL West teams | |
| Namesake for a .200 batting average | |
| Became third oldest player ever when the White Sox brought him back for a token appearance | |
| Pitcher taken #1 overall in the draft by the Mariners in 1981 | |
| Phillies second baseman who turned an unassisted triple play in 1992 | |
| Once traded for Todd Zeile; together they served 25 stints with 17 different teams | |
| Former all time pinch hit leader; now third | |
| Former member of the Oakland A's Big Three | |
| 270 game winner for the Orioles and Yankees | |
| Got lost on I-285 trying to find Atlanta Fulton County Stadium | |
| Second baseman traded for the machete maniac on this list | |
| Stalwart in the Cubs rotation in the '70s, pitched for several teams in the '80s | |
| Hall of Fame Phillies pitcher | |
| Hall of Fame Yankees pitcher | |
| Second baseman; 1982 National League Rookie of the Year | |
| Only player to hit 60 or more home runs in a season three times | |
| Hit 10 homers in 27 games in 1998, and 49 in the other 511 of his career | |
| Won 25 games and the AL Cy Young Award in 1980; now a broadcaster | |
| Rockies shortstop who turned an unassisted triple play | |
| Imprisoned in his homeland of Venezuela for attempted murder with a machete | |
| Shortstop who made a spectacular season-saving play against the Astros in the 1999 NLDS | |
| Starter who pitched for the Blue Jays, Padres, Cardinals, and Astros | |
| Royals career steals leader | |
| .095 career batting average | |
| Part time catcher mostly with the Indians | |
| Blind in one eye | |
| Had a great 1988 for the Twins | |
| First pinch hitter ever used by the Marlins | |
| Had some big games for the Astros in the '05 playoffs | |
| Was supposed to be pretty good; wasn't | |
| Placed on DL when he got chili in his eye | |
| Tony LaRussa said his good April 2009 led to the Cardinals' playoff berth | |
| Traded for another guy with initials B.B. | |
| Sorry, not going to make an insensitive joke | |
| Notorious partier who had a short career | |
| Part-time catcher from the '80s, perhaps the best non-active player to spend his entire career with the Braves | |
| Probably worse than Angel Berroa and Yuniesky Betancourt | |
| Formerly noteworthy for being the Mariners' first baseman, now for not being Bruce Bochy | |
| Had a nice career at Georgia Tech | |
| Surrendered the second of Rafael Belliard's two career home runs | |
| The Pierzynski trade still looks horrible, but not as bad as before | |
| Traded for another guy with initials B.B. | |
| Went to Japan like every other AAAA first base/outfield type | |
| Briefly the Indians' first baseman | |
| 'Oh noooooooooooooo!' | |
| Sometimes is pretty good, and other times not | |
| Part of the Chuck Knoblauch trade | |
| Not related to Bill Buckner | |
| Terrible draft pick | |
| Best hitter on the Royals? Turns out that's not a high standard | |
| Won 18 games for the Brewers in 2005 | |
| Forgot the H in his name, or else he might have had Chris' career | |
| Thought he was a power hitter. No joke. | |
| Unnoteworthy relief pitcher | |
| Former Nationals closer | |
| Journeyman catcher | |
| With a name like that, he must be good | |
| Mediocre reliever | |
| Hit three more homers than Rafael Belliard | |
| Starter with various teams, overcame cancer | |
| Dizzy's brother, also part of the Gashouse Gang | |
| Not the Dodgers' best investment | |
| David Jonathan Drew - maybe he's dyslexic | |
| Jeff Brantley asserted he was 'not clutch' moments before he hit a game winning homer | |
| Shortstop traded for both Jay Bell and Omar Vizquel | |
| Part of the Brad Lidge trade | |
| Just a journeyman pitcher | |
| Traded for Damion Easley | |
| Not as accomplished as Gregg Olson or even Greg Olson | |
| Killed when struck by lightning, seriously | |
| Young Athletics pitcher; no success so far | |
| Unnoteworthy outfielder | |
| '70s and '80s outfielder for the Astros, Cubs, and Phillies | |
| Full name is Hillary | |
| A pretty big deal in 1994 | |
| He's a Pirate, so how good can he be? | |
| Career 56-100 win-loss record | |
| Outfielder who played mostly for the Twins | |
| Mediocre pitcher for various teams | |
| Journeyman relief pitcher who closed for the Orioles early in his career | |
| Has a brother named Kala | |
| Fully half of his big league appearances came as a pinch runner; one career stolen base | |
| Phillies pitcher, fifth in 2007 NL Rookie of the Year voting | |
| There were several guys of this name, none any good | |
| A prototypical 'closer for bad team' type | |
| Lefty reliever, had some pretty good years | |
| Oft-injured Diamondbacks closer | |
| Undistinguished relief pitcher | |
| Specialized in walks. Not good for a pitcher. | |
| Relief pitcher totally unrelated to the utility guy of the same name | |
| Debuted at age 18, peaked at age 20, finished at age 23 | |
| Was very good in 2000, contributed absolutely nothing otherwise | |
| Left hander with brief Phillies career | |
| Not a bad career for a 42nd round draft pick | |
| Diamondbacks catcher | |
| Has two World Series rings | |
| Quick dropoff after age 28 | |
| Have left arm, will travel | |
| Has played in the majors with fellow Georgia Tech alumni Nomar Garciaparra and Eric Patterson | |
| Submarining left handed relief specialist | |
| People always said, 'If he stays healthy...' He didn't. | |
| Mediocre starting pitcher | |
| They just don't have names like this these days | |
| Didn't live up to the hype, but had a nice year or two | |
| Threw out a runner at the plate in big situation; Tigers still lost | |
| Was once intentionally walked by Jay Witasick to get to an even worse hitter on this list | |
| Shortstop for the Braves and Astros | |
| Was born Ready | |
| Used to be called a 'poor man's Greg Maddux.' | |
| Got some playing time with the expansion Florida Marlins | |
| Real name was Eldon John Repulski | |
| Dodgers and Pirates outfielder, had a little speed | |
| Probably not as good as Brian Giles | |
| Billy Beane supposedly laughed at Kenny Williams for drafting him | |
| Had a very nice red beard | |
| Typical lefty reliever career path | |
| Young Blue Jays pitcher | |
| Jay Witasick intentionally walked a career .217 hitter (also on this list) to get to this guy | |
| Still qualifies for this quiz, even with that 'S' name | |
| Hit quite well in 2009 for a 31 year old nobody | |
| Is finally starting to move down on the career Tampa Bay pitching records | |
| Fifth-starter type for the Padres | |
| Tried to hide from the police in a patch of bushes | |
| Giants backup infielder | |
| The White Beauty | |
| Cardinals utility player | |
| Was included in every pack of 1992 Upper Deck | |
| '90s catcher mostly with the Astros and Cubs | |
| Had a surprisingly long career | |
| Angels setup reliever | |
| Boston Braves infielder | |
| Rockies platoon outfielder | |
| Went to Stanford, which is nice, since he sure didn't stick in the majors | |
| Former utility player nicknamed 'Sand Frog' | |
| Played a bit for the Twins | |
| Three decent years, then finished | |
| Left fielder for the Blue Jays, Twins, and Athletics | |
| Quality relief pitcher for the Reds | |
| Not as good as his son | |
| Not as terrible as Dennis Tankersley | |
| Was ready to catch a routine fly ball until Jeffrey Maier swiped it | |
| High last name length to first name length ratio | |
| Maybe the Rangers should have traded him after all | |
| Just a backup infielder | |
| Big guy; Expos reliever | |
| Just here for the 'V' | |
| Astros reliever | |
| KC & the Sunshine Band might call him 'Shake' | |
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