| Celebrity lyric | Band | Song |
| Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson, Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson | |
| Well I hope Neil Young will remember | |
| Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic, like Sting I'm tantric | |
| The waiter just took my table and gave it to Jessica Sims | |
| And Cobain, can you hear the spheres singing songs off station to station | |
| Okay, so you're Brad Pitt | |
| She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis | |
| They didn't have Ice Cube, so he bought Vanilla Ice | |
| | Celebrity lyric | Band | Song |
| I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose | |
| Oh mom, you're just jealous, it's the Beastie Boys | |
| Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio | |
| Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst | |
| First the window, then it's to the wall; Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth | |
| So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah | |
| Put Sufjan Stevens on, and we'll play your favorite song | |
| Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray... | |
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