| Quote | Character |
|---|
| Kelso get your hand off my ass! | |
| Needed a place to sleep? Well, a bed is an interesting choice now would you say? | |
| Eric threw a rabbit up a tree? | |
| Now there is nothing left for us to do besides smoke candy land | |
| Chicks must really dig astronauts because it says here that astronauts get all the tang they want | |
| Please don't take this the wrong way... but I want to have sex with you | |
| Mmmmmmm... Bacon | |
| Kelso, it's six in the morning... did someone glue you to the fridge? | |
| Hi boys | |
| No, not glued... super glued! | |
| Donna, those panties are mine | |
| Look I'm only here because... I am such a tramp | |
| How do you plan on steering this thing on land? | |
| Ahhh... we forgot to do the trampoline thing! | |
| Well thanks a lot for getting me at the police station you two sons of two bitches! | |
| It's a car, only you put water in the gas tank instead of gas! | |
| And there's gonna be heavy lifting, you'd better bring Donna | |
| You kids switch partners more than square dancers | |
| Funny thing about mad, is sometimes I express it in a physical way | |
| Michael, I just found out I'm pregnant | |
| Lower Dumbass! | |
| I wish I had 2,000 feet, so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses! | |
| Kelso get your hand off my ass! | |
| Needed a place to sleep? Well, a bed is an interesting choice now would you say? | |
| Eric threw a rabbit up a tree? | |
| Now there is nothing left for us to do besides smoke candy land | |
| Chicks must really dig astronauts because it says here that astronauts get all the tang they want | |
| Please don't take this the wrong way... but I want to have sex with you | |
| Mmmmmmm... Bacon | |
| Kelso, it's six in the morning... did someone glue you to the fridge? | |
| Hi boys | |
| No, not glued... super glued! | |
| Donna, those panties are mine | |
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