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| Burn! | |
| I went to the prom with *Big Rhonda? | |
| Kelso, I'm gonna miss you trying to grab my boob... it makes me feel pretty. God, I'm sad. | |
| I saw a UFO once, man. It was just hanging there in the sky. Then it sent me a message, in big bright yellow letters. I told me I was gonna have a good year. | |
| Liar. I AM the bitch. And you LOVE me. | |
| I like showing my butt. I like to show it and I like to shake it. | |
| If you call ham 'Canadian bacon', what do you call bacon? | |
| You kids change partners more than square dancers. | |
| Panties. Glorious panties. | |
| When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass. | |
| What an unbelievable coincidence! I was just telling Fez about how dumb you are! | |
| Donna, sex is how we control men. If they know we like it as much as they do, we'll never get jewelry again. | |
| Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. | |
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| Your soul is like an appendix. I don't even use mine | |
| I said good day! | |
| Hey, can we get a move on? If I miss that 20 midget free for all, I'm gonna be super-pissed. | |
| I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me like, slut rabies. | |
| You know I love my family. But sometimes, I just want to get in my car and run them all over. | |
| If somebody doesn't tell me I'm cute in the next five minutes, my head will explode | |
| Yes, I would love to make love to an 80-year old. They must know everything. Not just about sex, but history and trivia, too. | |
| The only thing better than eatin' lobster is eatin' lobster and haulin' ass. | |
| School spirit is for losers man. You're just like floating along on the conveyer belt of conformity... pep rallies, extra curricular activities, washing your hair... It's all just | |
| Oh, no. I'm not getting a job. Jobs are for poor people. I'm a rich person who doesn't have any money. | |
| Ow, my eye! | |
| Steven, I've come to think of you as a son. So I want to give you some honest, heart-felt advice. Get your head out of your ass. | |
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Televison Quotes
Opening Lyrics - TV Edition
Television Quotes II
