| Quote | Character |
| Screw You guy's I'm going home! | |
| You're just a hooker and I need to get laid! | |
| Oh my god! They killed Kenny. | |
| You bastard | |
| You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. | |
| Kenny said in hell people speak Spanish and the water there gives you diarrhea. | |
| Well spank my ass and call me 'Charlie', it looks like we have two A's. | |
| Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park. | |
| Oooh, Jesuth Christht. | |
| There's a time and place for everything- and it's called college. | |
| | Quote | Character |
| Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now. | |
| Sit down or the bunny dies! | |
| That fart was absolutely GHOULISH Terrance. | |
| Dude. You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome! | |
| Hello there, children! | |
| But Dad, he's going to pop a cap in my ass. | |
| Ready Ike...kick the baby | |
| In the outside world I'm a simple geologist. But in here I am Valcore, defender of the alliance. | |
| Mmmkay | |
| You should'a seen the titties! | |
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