| Lesson | Princess |
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| When in doubt, lay a big wet one on a frog. | |
| Find your true love by falling asleep and waiting for him to find and kiss you. | |
| Always fall in love with the enemy against your entire tribe's wishes. And if they oppose, go talk to a tree. | |
| Working for Hades is a good way to get ahead in life. | |
| Modifying your body and moving away from your family to marry a sailor at age 16 is completely acceptable. | |
| Leaving your dying father to cross dress and join the army is the best way to find true love. | |
| | Lesson | Princess |
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| Taking 'pixie dust' from a boy in green tights in order to fly is always a good idea. | |
| It's prefectly safe to fly over your city on a carpet with a complete stranger. | |
| Just let your evil stepsisters and stepmother order you around. You'll end up happy. | |
| Always fall in love with someone less attractive than you. | |
| It's okay to shack up with 7 men in a secluded forrest while your boyfriend is out trying to find you | |
| Don't just use your household appliances, talk to them! | |
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Disney Princesses
Disney Characters (A-Z)
Disney Characters (A-Z) II
