| Quote | Movie |
| 'We who are about to die salute you.' | |
| 'You wanna know how I got these scars?' | |
| 'Dreams seem real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize that something was strange.' | |
| 'I can do it with minimum casualties to the indigenous. I'll clear them out with gas first. It'll be humane. More or less.' | |
| 'Our arrows will blot out the sun!' 'Then we'll fight in the shade!' | |
| 'Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me! | |
| 'Tina, fat lard, come get some dinner!' | |
| 'Hey Donny! We got a German here who wants to die for his country. Oblige him.' | |
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| 'Fish are friends, not food.' | |
| 'Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge.' | |
| 'Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. | |
| 'They will look up and shout 'Save us.' and I'll look down and whisper 'No'. | |
| 'And then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Plagueis never saw it coming. Ironic. He could save others from death... but not himself.' | |
| 'I bet you get this a lot, but is this the real Caesar's Palace?' | |
| 'You fool, no man can kill me.' 'I am no man!' | |
| 'Now I'm a flyin', talkin' donkey! You mighta seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly. But I bet you ain't neva seen a donkey fly!' | |
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