You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'

You can't handle the truth!

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Plastics.

Houston, we have a problem.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

There's no crying in baseball!

A boy's best friend is his mother.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

Hasta la vista, baby.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.

I'm the king of the world!

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

I'm walking here! I'm walking here!