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| I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches | |
| I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover”. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at | |
| Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. | |
| You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind. | |
| I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen. | |
| People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks | |
| Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower | |
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| Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask? | |
| Happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party is so lame! | |
| Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I cha | |
| You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds. | |
| Come on Stevie, time to leavey, It's the fun bus man! | |
| If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer! | |
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