| question | answer |
| Rod, 'The safe word is... | |
| Dave, 'Oh man, it's totally... | |
| Kevin, 'Cool... | |
| Rico, 'This is totally... | |
| Rod, 'You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna... | |
| Dave, 'Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing... | |
| Dave, 'Oh, that shatters... | |
| Kevin, 'Hey, Rod, what's that song about a... | |
| Rod, 'Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between a... | |
| Dave, 'You know, pools are perfect... | |
| Kevin, 'It's bouncing around the web like a... | |
| Rod, 'He died instantly... | |
| Jonathan, 'Babe... | |
| Rico, 'Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to... | |
| Barry, 'They've done it! They've raised $50,000 for Frank's... | |
| | question | answer |
| Rod, 'Gods of War.' Kevin, 'May... | |
| Dave, 'Wow, Rod. I am just green with... | |
| Rico, 'You're gonna bring... | |
| Newswoman, 'The dog walked itself home, ate a pizza and... | |
| Rico, 'Who am I supposed to... | |
| Rod, '[after he wakes up from his out of body experience]... | |
| Rico, 'Uh, hello! I'm Rico, and... | |
| Rod, 'All men have great mustaches.' Frank, 'Yeah, but real men... | |
| Denise, 'Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was...i'd put my money on the taco.' | |
| Rod, 'So how did he die?' Marie, 'He... | |
| Rod, 'I'm officially kicking off phase two:... | |
| Rod, 'And don't let your dads... | |
| Scrooge, 'Ho. ho. ho. A... | |
| Richardson, 'There are no... | |
| Dave, 'Balls man. We just... | |
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