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QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated.
That's not true. Sometimes we all help to save you...And-and sometimes you're not in trouble.
She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime and watch her. It's uncanny.
Oh penis!
Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch
[1] For God's sakes, *name*! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? [2] Entertaining and educating. [1] Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?
Why not call me Horny Giles or Desperate For a Shag Giles?!
That is such a twinkie defense.
[1] Touchdown! Go Team Me! [2] Did anyone tell Team You your Quarterback throws like a girl? [1] I do?
Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
We should try shouting 'fire'. It's not technically a crowded theater.
Well, first you say it's cat. Then you come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minutes later, 'Oh, by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh'?
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
[1] I don't know. Xander said... [2] Xander? Oh, he's the deadest man in Deadonia.
Handsome man saved me from the monsters.
There's blood on this. Lots. Looks like The First made another sacrifice. Or a music video.
[1] Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes. [2] I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you... I'm bored.
[1] No pulse. [2] Yup. Space lamb got him.
[1] In all fairness, I don't think we know about the slithered part. [2] Oh no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
[1] I love a ritual sacrifice. [2] It's not really a one of those. [1] To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrific. With pie.
And how do you expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?
[1] So what do we do? [2] Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire. Pretty.
Just so you know, I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
I'm so scared. What's next? Vampire Cowboy. Vampire Fireman? Oh, Vampire Ballerina!
You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.
I smell a fox in my henhouse.
Spank us till Tuesday.
Always walking around like you had a great big stake shoved up your English Channel.
Your shirt...
[1] Ow! Watch it, that's my joystick hand. [2] I'm not gonna touch that one.
Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.
[1] I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now. You know what I've never noticed before? [2] Uh, a castle? [1] A big, honkin' castle.
That blade is very old! Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it?
So pretty. Can I have one?
[Talking about Warren] She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.
[1] Where's my burger? [2] Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me.
[1] I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious. [2] Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat. [1] And don't you forget it.
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo.
[1]Now all we gotta do is trap this Übervamp in the pantry, and it's game over. [2]*name*, newbies. Let's ease them into the whole 'jokes in the face of death' thing.
Shh! Hospital zone. No singing.
Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love.
[1] W-What if this is all part of the plan? Drive you guys away so It can have Its way with me? E-Ev-Ever think of that? [2] I'll risk it.
'I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?' Or terrified. Whatever.
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime...Just not, you know, mine.
You mean he actually says Eureka?
[1] Something's eating Xander's head. [2] Say, that's gratifying.
[1] We'll get ya fixed up. You'll be doin' limbo in no time. [2] Yeah as a pole!
[1] This could be trouble. [2] We'd better make a fort. [1] I'll get some pillows.
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
[1] A bear! You made a bear! [2] I didn't mean to. [1] Undo it! Undo it!
[1]Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik! [2] 'Cause I can't say Glarba...
[1] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4x5 is 30. 5x6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked *name*! Oh, stop me! [2] God, *name*. Is that all you t
Who you gonna call? [gets a look from *Buffy*] God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Everybody loves a slender ankle.
And there's something else you should know about me. I have no problem spanking men.
Hello salty goodness.
We do not joke about eating people in this house!
[1] There's an old conjuration that the ancient Turks used to communicate with the dying. [2] Oh, yeah. I think I've read a translation?
Ass-pansy!
[1] We're safe. Right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. [2] I-It sounded convincing when I thought it.
No, sweetie, I am the magics.
You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!
[1] So she's like a TV star? [2] No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though.
[1] There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis. [2] Pfft. Nothing can defeat the penis.
[1] See, that's why we don't point the weapons in the kitchen. [2] It's not loaded. [1] That's always the lead quote under the headline, 'Household Crossbow Accident Claims Teen.'
My nog tastes funny. I think I got one with rum in it.
[1] Right. You can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...(book catches fire) [2] *Name*, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
[1] Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone. [2] So what? [1] It's my bone! Just drop it.
[1] I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey! [2] Check. No more butt monkey
Well, there you go. Even when he's good he's all Mr. Billowy Coat King of Pain.
Hey that's cheating!
[1] How's evil taste? [2] A little chalky.
Oh yeah? Says who? [looks at sign] Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.
[1] What are you? [2] Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius. You? [1] Sorry. Came out a little blunter than intended.
[1] These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really 'turn your enemies inside out'? Or 'learn to excrete gold coins'? [2] That one's not so much fun.
Too squishy. When I was five, Buffy told me they were monkey brains, and...
[1] Come on. Who's the man? [2] You are. A very short, annoying man.
Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?
[1] Oh my god, are you twelve? [2] I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide.
No such animal.
Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power than this.
[1] Everyone else is being all twitchy and secretive. [2] They're just trying to keep you safe, I expect. [1] I feel safe with you. [2] Take that back!
We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.
It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.
He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink down in the pub.
One of us has been drinking, and I'm sorry to say it's not me
A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
Very Juice Newton.
I left my bra in his car.
[1] Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow. [2] We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
And one world with nothing but shrimp... I tired of that one quickly.
Oh, yes, no. He's no lounger, this one.
[1] If you want him, you're going to have to go through me! [2] Okey dokey.
It's the end of the world.
[1] Guys. Take a moment to deal with this. We survived. [2] It was a hell of a battle. [1] Not the battle. High school.
Put me on the short bus, and send me off to clueless school.
Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited.
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
It eats you starting with your bottom.
Thank God we're pretty.
People may say something like, 'My protein window closes in an hour'. Just... nod and smile. 'Mm-hmm.' Turns out it has something to do with fitness.
Right. What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
[1] Guess she's out with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend. [2] Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
[1]What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay. [2] What?
I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky.
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
[1] Um, why is that guy tied to a chair? [2] The question you'll soon be asking is, 'Why isn't he gagged?'
Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.
I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it again.
Those are... metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!
Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
[1] And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer? [2] Foamy. [1] Good. Just as long as that's clear.
Two men enter. One man leaves.
My sodden sleeping chair's bloody...sodden.
Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.
I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that called stealing?
[1] I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like 'Mmm... cookies!'. [2] Or maybe, Muh-Fashnik. Like Muh... Fashnik.
Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he's taking prescription medication?
[1] Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. [2] Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares.
Schpadoinkle.
[1] Hey, I eat danger for breakfast. [2] But oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.
All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.
Because it's a killer snot monster from outerspace. I did not say that.
I saw you in bed.
[1] What if you just start attracting male demons? [2] Clem always liked you.
Anya's going to try to cook. Want to watch the tears and recriminations?
He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
That's a weird place for a horn...That's not a horn.
[1] Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye all warm and safe where nothing can eat you? [2] Is that supposed to scare me? [1] Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
[1] So, I took a look inside that emergency bag of Principal Wood's. [2] And? [1] Smelled weird. Kinda like Grandma's closet, but worse. [2] I didn't know that was possible.
To read makes our speaking English good.
I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.
Why not just try all 32 flavors?
Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out, girls, this one can’t be tamed!
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked! I mean really!
I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
...but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
Anchovies anchovies you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.
You never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away.
Um. I have a really bad idea.
You're a bloody puppet!
Someone needs a hug.
Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.
Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all... touch her... you're waking up on fire
How about 'cause you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?
His physical presence has a penis!

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