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QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
That blade is very old! Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it?
Very Juice Newton.
[1] No pulse. [2] Yup. Space lamb got him.
Handsome man saved me from the monsters.
Hey that's cheating!
Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.
It's the end of the world.
[1] Oh my god, are you twelve? [2] I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide.
I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime...Just not, you know, mine.
Just so you know, I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
His physical presence has a penis!
No, sweetie, I am the magics.
[1] Where's my burger? [2] Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me.
He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink down in the pub.
Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.
Oh penis!
Um. I have a really bad idea.
I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.
[1] What if you just start attracting male demons? [2] Clem always liked you.
Two men enter. One man leaves.
[1] In all fairness, I don't think we know about the slithered part. [2] Oh no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.
'I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?' Or terrified. Whatever.
Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.
[1]Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik! [2] 'Cause I can't say Glarba...
Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
You never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away.
[1] I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like 'Mmm... cookies!'. [2] Or maybe, Muh-Fashnik. Like Muh... Fashnik.
Who you gonna call? [gets a look from *Buffy*] God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
[1] Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow. [2] We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
And there's something else you should know about me. I have no problem spanking men.
A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
That is such a twinkie defense.
[1] So, I took a look inside that emergency bag of Principal Wood's. [2] And? [1] Smelled weird. Kinda like Grandma's closet, but worse. [2] I didn't know that was possible.
Why not just try all 32 flavors?
[1] I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey! [2] Check. No more butt monkey
That's not true. Sometimes we all help to save you...And-and sometimes you're not in trouble.
Right. What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
[1] Hey, I eat danger for breakfast. [2] But oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.
Anchovies anchovies you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.
I'm so scared. What's next? Vampire Cowboy. Vampire Fireman? Oh, Vampire Ballerina!
Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited.
You mean he actually says Eureka?
Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
That's a weird place for a horn...That's not a horn.
[1] I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious. [2] Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat. [1] And don't you forget it.
I left my bra in his car.
[1] Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone. [2] So what? [1] It's my bone! Just drop it.
Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power than this.
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch
My sodden sleeping chair's bloody...sodden.
Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out, girls, this one can’t be tamed!
There's blood on this. Lots. Looks like The First made another sacrifice. Or a music video.
[1] There's an old conjuration that the ancient Turks used to communicate with the dying. [2] Oh, yeah. I think I've read a translation?
My nog tastes funny. I think I got one with rum in it.
How about 'cause you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?
[1] So she's like a TV star? [2] No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though.
No such animal.
Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all... touch her... you're waking up on fire
...but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
[1] There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis. [2] Pfft. Nothing can defeat the penis.
Someone needs a hug.
Schpadoinkle.
To read makes our speaking English good.
Well, there you go. Even when he's good he's all Mr. Billowy Coat King of Pain.
He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
Oh yeah? Says who? [looks at sign] Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.
[1] So what do we do? [2] Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire. Pretty.
[1] Something's eating Xander's head. [2] Say, that's gratifying.
[1] A bear! You made a bear! [2] I didn't mean to. [1] Undo it! Undo it!
[1] Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye all warm and safe where nothing can eat you? [2] Is that supposed to scare me? [1] Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
Shh! Hospital zone. No singing.
She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime and watch her. It's uncanny.
[1] Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes. [2] I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you... I'm bored.
[1] Ow! Watch it, that's my joystick hand. [2] I'm not gonna touch that one.
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
[1] Right. You can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...(book catches fire) [2] *Name*, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
I saw you in bed.
Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
We do not joke about eating people in this house!
[1] I don't know. Xander said... [2] Xander? Oh, he's the deadest man in Deadonia.
[1] Everyone else is being all twitchy and secretive. [2] They're just trying to keep you safe, I expect. [1] I feel safe with you. [2] Take that back!
[1] These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really 'turn your enemies inside out'? Or 'learn to excrete gold coins'? [2] That one's not so much fun.
Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.
[1] And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer? [2] Foamy. [1] Good. Just as long as that's clear.
Everybody loves a slender ankle.
People may say something like, 'My protein window closes in an hour'. Just... nod and smile. 'Mm-hmm.' Turns out it has something to do with fitness.
[1] Guys. Take a moment to deal with this. We survived. [2] It was a hell of a battle. [1] Not the battle. High school.
[1] Guess she's out with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend. [2] Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
Your shirt...
[1] W-What if this is all part of the plan? Drive you guys away so It can have Its way with me? E-Ev-Ever think of that? [2] I'll risk it.
Those are... metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo.
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
Spank us till Tuesday.
Anya's going to try to cook. Want to watch the tears and recriminations?
One of us has been drinking, and I'm sorry to say it's not me
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that called stealing?
And how do you expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?
[1]Now all we gotta do is trap this Übervamp in the pantry, and it's game over. [2]*name*, newbies. Let's ease them into the whole 'jokes in the face of death' thing.
Too squishy. When I was five, Buffy told me they were monkey brains, and...
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked! I mean really!
You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!
Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated.
Put me on the short bus, and send me off to clueless school.
Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he's taking prescription medication?
You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.
We should try shouting 'fire'. It's not technically a crowded theater.
[1] Touchdown! Go Team Me! [2] Did anyone tell Team You your Quarterback throws like a girl? [1] I do?
Why not call me Horny Giles or Desperate For a Shag Giles?!
Thank God we're pretty.
And one world with nothing but shrimp... I tired of that one quickly.
[Talking about Warren] She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.
Well, first you say it's cat. Then you come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minutes later, 'Oh, by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh'?
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
Always walking around like you had a great big stake shoved up your English Channel.
[1] This could be trouble. [2] We'd better make a fort. [1] I'll get some pillows.
[1] If you want him, you're going to have to go through me! [2] Okey dokey.
[1] We're safe. Right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. [2] I-It sounded convincing when I thought it.
[1] Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. [2] Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares.
So pretty. Can I have one?
[1] I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now. You know what I've never noticed before? [2] Uh, a castle? [1] A big, honkin' castle.
[1] See, that's why we don't point the weapons in the kitchen. [2] It's not loaded. [1] That's always the lead quote under the headline, 'Household Crossbow Accident Claims Teen.'
Ass-pansy!
Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it again.
All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.
Hello salty goodness.
[1] Um, why is that guy tied to a chair? [2] The question you'll soon be asking is, 'Why isn't he gagged?'
[1] For God's sakes, *name*! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? [2] Entertaining and educating. [1] Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?
[1] I love a ritual sacrifice. [2] It's not really a one of those. [1] To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrific. With pie.
[1] Come on. Who's the man? [2] You are. A very short, annoying man.
[1] We'll get ya fixed up. You'll be doin' limbo in no time. [2] Yeah as a pole!
[1]What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay. [2] What?
Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?
[1] What are you? [2] Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius. You? [1] Sorry. Came out a little blunter than intended.
I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky.
It eats you starting with your bottom.
Because it's a killer snot monster from outerspace. I did not say that.
You're a bloody puppet!
Oh, yes, no. He's no lounger, this one.
We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.
[1] How's evil taste? [2] A little chalky.
Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love.
[1] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4x5 is 30. 5x6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked *name*! Oh, stop me! [2] God, *name*. Is that all you t
I smell a fox in my henhouse.

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