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QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
[Talking about Warren] She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.
[1] Hey, I eat danger for breakfast. [2] But oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.
And how do you expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?
I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked! I mean really!
His physical presence has a penis!
You're a bloody puppet!
[1] I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now. You know what I've never noticed before? [2] Uh, a castle? [1] A big, honkin' castle.
Well, first you say it's cat. Then you come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minutes later, 'Oh, by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh'?
Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
[1] Where's my burger? [2] Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me.
[1] Ow! Watch it, that's my joystick hand. [2] I'm not gonna touch that one.
Hey that's cheating!
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo.
Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power than this.
Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
How about 'cause you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?
Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated.
I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky.
And there's something else you should know about me. I have no problem spanking men.
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
No, sweetie, I am the magics.
Thank God we're pretty.
There's blood on this. Lots. Looks like The First made another sacrifice. Or a music video.
That's a weird place for a horn...That's not a horn.
[1] No pulse. [2] Yup. Space lamb got him.
One of us has been drinking, and I'm sorry to say it's not me
I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that called stealing?
All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.
[1] Um, why is that guy tied to a chair? [2] The question you'll soon be asking is, 'Why isn't he gagged?'
Because it's a killer snot monster from outerspace. I did not say that.
[1] There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis. [2] Pfft. Nothing can defeat the penis.
Oh penis!
She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime and watch her. It's uncanny.
To read makes our speaking English good.
He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
Why not call me Horny Giles or Desperate For a Shag Giles?!
Ass-pansy!
You never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away.
Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited.
My sodden sleeping chair's bloody...sodden.
[1] Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. [2] Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares.
Always walking around like you had a great big stake shoved up your English Channel.
[1] Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone. [2] So what? [1] It's my bone! Just drop it.
[1] I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey! [2] Check. No more butt monkey
[1] What are you? [2] Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius. You? [1] Sorry. Came out a little blunter than intended.
[1] Come on. Who's the man? [2] You are. A very short, annoying man.
Right. What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
[1] Oh my god, are you twelve? [2] I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide.
So pretty. Can I have one?
Hello salty goodness.
[1] A bear! You made a bear! [2] I didn't mean to. [1] Undo it! Undo it!
My nog tastes funny. I think I got one with rum in it.
I saw you in bed.
I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.
Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch
No such animal.
[1] And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer? [2] Foamy. [1] Good. Just as long as that's clear.
You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!
Why not just try all 32 flavors?
Put me on the short bus, and send me off to clueless school.
People may say something like, 'My protein window closes in an hour'. Just... nod and smile. 'Mm-hmm.' Turns out it has something to do with fitness.
Your shirt...
And one world with nothing but shrimp... I tired of that one quickly.
Oh, yes, no. He's no lounger, this one.
[1]Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik! [2] 'Cause I can't say Glarba...
Very Juice Newton.
[1] How's evil taste? [2] A little chalky.
[1]Now all we gotta do is trap this Übervamp in the pantry, and it's game over. [2]*name*, newbies. Let's ease them into the whole 'jokes in the face of death' thing.
Well, there you go. Even when he's good he's all Mr. Billowy Coat King of Pain.
[1] Touchdown! Go Team Me! [2] Did anyone tell Team You your Quarterback throws like a girl? [1] I do?
[1] Right. You can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...(book catches fire) [2] *Name*, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.
'I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?' Or terrified. Whatever.
[1] Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes. [2] I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you... I'm bored.
[1] We're safe. Right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. [2] I-It sounded convincing when I thought it.
[1] This could be trouble. [2] We'd better make a fort. [1] I'll get some pillows.
[1] See, that's why we don't point the weapons in the kitchen. [2] It's not loaded. [1] That's always the lead quote under the headline, 'Household Crossbow Accident Claims Teen.'
You mean he actually says Eureka?
Anchovies anchovies you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.
Um. I have a really bad idea.
Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.
Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he's taking prescription medication?
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
Oh yeah? Says who? [looks at sign] Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.
It's the end of the world.
[1] I don't know. Xander said... [2] Xander? Oh, he's the deadest man in Deadonia.
Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.
[1] I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like 'Mmm... cookies!'. [2] Or maybe, Muh-Fashnik. Like Muh... Fashnik.
Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.
[1]What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay. [2] What?
He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink down in the pub.
Spank us till Tuesday.
Shh! Hospital zone. No singing.
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
[1] So, I took a look inside that emergency bag of Principal Wood's. [2] And? [1] Smelled weird. Kinda like Grandma's closet, but worse. [2] I didn't know that was possible.
[1] If you want him, you're going to have to go through me! [2] Okey dokey.
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
I smell a fox in my henhouse.
[1] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4x5 is 30. 5x6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked *name*! Oh, stop me! [2] God, *name*. Is that all you t
Handsome man saved me from the monsters.
I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it again.
It eats you starting with your bottom.
Who you gonna call? [gets a look from *Buffy*] God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
[1] I love a ritual sacrifice. [2] It's not really a one of those. [1] To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrific. With pie.
[1] In all fairness, I don't think we know about the slithered part. [2] Oh no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
Just so you know, I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
[1] We'll get ya fixed up. You'll be doin' limbo in no time. [2] Yeah as a pole!
[1] Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye all warm and safe where nothing can eat you? [2] Is that supposed to scare me? [1] Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
[1] Guys. Take a moment to deal with this. We survived. [2] It was a hell of a battle. [1] Not the battle. High school.
[1] So what do we do? [2] Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire. Pretty.
Schpadoinkle.
[1] I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious. [2] Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat. [1] And don't you forget it.
[1] There's an old conjuration that the ancient Turks used to communicate with the dying. [2] Oh, yeah. I think I've read a translation?
We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.
[1] W-What if this is all part of the plan? Drive you guys away so It can have Its way with me? E-Ev-Ever think of that? [2] I'll risk it.
[1] Something's eating Xander's head. [2] Say, that's gratifying.
Two men enter. One man leaves.
I left my bra in his car.
Anya's going to try to cook. Want to watch the tears and recriminations?
...but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
Too squishy. When I was five, Buffy told me they were monkey brains, and...
It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.
You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.
That's not true. Sometimes we all help to save you...And-and sometimes you're not in trouble.
Someone needs a hug.
[1] Guess she's out with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend. [2] Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
[1] So she's like a TV star? [2] No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though.
[1] Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow. [2] We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
Everybody loves a slender ankle.
[1] What if you just start attracting male demons? [2] Clem always liked you.
I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime...Just not, you know, mine.
Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?
Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
That blade is very old! Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it?
[1] These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really 'turn your enemies inside out'? Or 'learn to excrete gold coins'? [2] That one's not so much fun.
Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out, girls, this one can’t be tamed!
We do not joke about eating people in this house!
Those are... metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!
Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love.
Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all... touch her... you're waking up on fire
[1] Everyone else is being all twitchy and secretive. [2] They're just trying to keep you safe, I expect. [1] I feel safe with you. [2] Take that back!
We should try shouting 'fire'. It's not technically a crowded theater.
[1] For God's sakes, *name*! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? [2] Entertaining and educating. [1] Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?
That is such a twinkie defense.
I'm so scared. What's next? Vampire Cowboy. Vampire Fireman? Oh, Vampire Ballerina!

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