Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel Quotes

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QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated.
[1] Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye all warm and safe where nothing can eat you? [2] Is that supposed to scare me? [1] Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
My nog tastes funny. I think I got one with rum in it.
[1] For God's sakes, *name*! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? [2] Entertaining and educating. [1] Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?
[1]Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik! [2] 'Cause I can't say Glarba...
I left my bra in his car.
Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all... touch her... you're waking up on fire
[1] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4x5 is 30. 5x6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked *name*! Oh, stop me! [2] God, *name*. Is that all you t
Put me on the short bus, and send me off to clueless school.
[1] What if you just start attracting male demons? [2] Clem always liked you.
It eats you starting with your bottom.
Well, first you say it's cat. Then you come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minutes later, 'Oh, by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh'?
Thank God we're pretty.
He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink down in the pub.
[1] Um, why is that guy tied to a chair? [2] The question you'll soon be asking is, 'Why isn't he gagged?'
Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
Your shirt...
[1] Everyone else is being all twitchy and secretive. [2] They're just trying to keep you safe, I expect. [1] I feel safe with you. [2] Take that back!
[1] In all fairness, I don't think we know about the slithered part. [2] Oh no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
We do not joke about eating people in this house!
People may say something like, 'My protein window closes in an hour'. Just... nod and smile. 'Mm-hmm.' Turns out it has something to do with fitness.
Just so you know, I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
Why not just try all 32 flavors?
And how do you expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?
I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky.
[1] What are you? [2] Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius. You? [1] Sorry. Came out a little blunter than intended.
And there's something else you should know about me. I have no problem spanking men.
[1] Where's my burger? [2] Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me.
All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.
[1] I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey! [2] Check. No more butt monkey
You mean he actually says Eureka?
Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
[1] This could be trouble. [2] We'd better make a fort. [1] I'll get some pillows.
[1] These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really 'turn your enemies inside out'? Or 'learn to excrete gold coins'? [2] That one's not so much fun.
Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo.
Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out, girls, this one can’t be tamed!
[1] Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow. [2] We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
[1] See, that's why we don't point the weapons in the kitchen. [2] It's not loaded. [1] That's always the lead quote under the headline, 'Household Crossbow Accident Claims Teen.'
I saw you in bed.
[1] And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer? [2] Foamy. [1] Good. Just as long as that's clear.
Oh penis!
[1] I love a ritual sacrifice. [2] It's not really a one of those. [1] To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrific. With pie.
Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.
I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
Hello salty goodness.
Schpadoinkle.
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked! I mean really!
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
Oh yeah? Says who? [looks at sign] Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.
[1]Now all we gotta do is trap this Übervamp in the pantry, and it's game over. [2]*name*, newbies. Let's ease them into the whole 'jokes in the face of death' thing.
Ass-pansy!
[1] Come on. Who's the man? [2] You are. A very short, annoying man.
I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime...Just not, you know, mine.
You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!
[1] Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes. [2] I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you... I'm bored.
You never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away.
[1] Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone. [2] So what? [1] It's my bone! Just drop it.
[1] No pulse. [2] Yup. Space lamb got him.
How about 'cause you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?
...but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
[1] There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis. [2] Pfft. Nothing can defeat the penis.
And one world with nothing but shrimp... I tired of that one quickly.
[1] Ow! Watch it, that's my joystick hand. [2] I'm not gonna touch that one.
One of us has been drinking, and I'm sorry to say it's not me
That's not true. Sometimes we all help to save you...And-and sometimes you're not in trouble.
Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.
So pretty. Can I have one?
[1] Touchdown! Go Team Me! [2] Did anyone tell Team You your Quarterback throws like a girl? [1] I do?
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
Spank us till Tuesday.
Who you gonna call? [gets a look from *Buffy*] God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he's taking prescription medication?
Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.
[1] Hey, I eat danger for breakfast. [2] But oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.
I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it again.
You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.
Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.
[1] W-What if this is all part of the plan? Drive you guys away so It can have Its way with me? E-Ev-Ever think of that? [2] I'll risk it.
[1] We'll get ya fixed up. You'll be doin' limbo in no time. [2] Yeah as a pole!
[1] I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious. [2] Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat. [1] And don't you forget it.
[1] Right. You can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...(book catches fire) [2] *Name*, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
[1] I don't know. Xander said... [2] Xander? Oh, he's the deadest man in Deadonia.
You're a bloody puppet!
Handsome man saved me from the monsters.
That's a weird place for a horn...That's not a horn.
[Talking about Warren] She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.
Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch
I smell a fox in my henhouse.
[1]What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay. [2] What?
Right. What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
Why not call me Horny Giles or Desperate For a Shag Giles?!
[1] I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like 'Mmm... cookies!'. [2] Or maybe, Muh-Fashnik. Like Muh... Fashnik.
Two men enter. One man leaves.
I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that called stealing?
We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.
To read makes our speaking English good.
[1] I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now. You know what I've never noticed before? [2] Uh, a castle? [1] A big, honkin' castle.
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
His physical presence has a penis!
Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power than this.
My sodden sleeping chair's bloody...sodden.
Very Juice Newton.
Always walking around like you had a great big stake shoved up your English Channel.
We should try shouting 'fire'. It's not technically a crowded theater.
I'm so scared. What's next? Vampire Cowboy. Vampire Fireman? Oh, Vampire Ballerina!
Oh, yes, no. He's no lounger, this one.
[1] Oh my god, are you twelve? [2] I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide.
There's blood on this. Lots. Looks like The First made another sacrifice. Or a music video.
Because it's a killer snot monster from outerspace. I did not say that.
[1] Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. [2] Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares.
[1] If you want him, you're going to have to go through me! [2] Okey dokey.
Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
[1] So she's like a TV star? [2] No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though.
She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime and watch her. It's uncanny.
Shh! Hospital zone. No singing.
Too squishy. When I was five, Buffy told me they were monkey brains, and...
[1] There's an old conjuration that the ancient Turks used to communicate with the dying. [2] Oh, yeah. I think I've read a translation?
Well, there you go. Even when he's good he's all Mr. Billowy Coat King of Pain.
Anya's going to try to cook. Want to watch the tears and recriminations?
'I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?' Or terrified. Whatever.
That is such a twinkie defense.
It's the end of the world.
[1] How's evil taste? [2] A little chalky.
[1] We're safe. Right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. [2] I-It sounded convincing when I thought it.
No such animal.
Hey that's cheating!
He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love.
It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.
Anchovies anchovies you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.
[1] Something's eating Xander's head. [2] Say, that's gratifying.
I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.
That blade is very old! Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it?
[1] A bear! You made a bear! [2] I didn't mean to. [1] Undo it! Undo it!
Um. I have a really bad idea.
Someone needs a hug.
Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?
Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited.
[1] So, I took a look inside that emergency bag of Principal Wood's. [2] And? [1] Smelled weird. Kinda like Grandma's closet, but worse. [2] I didn't know that was possible.
No, sweetie, I am the magics.
A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
Those are... metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!
[1] Guess she's out with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend. [2] Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
[1] Guys. Take a moment to deal with this. We survived. [2] It was a hell of a battle. [1] Not the battle. High school.
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
[1] So what do we do? [2] Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire. Pretty.
Everybody loves a slender ankle.

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