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QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
And one world with nothing but shrimp... I tired of that one quickly.
[1] How's evil taste? [2] A little chalky.
[1] W-What if this is all part of the plan? Drive you guys away so It can have Its way with me? E-Ev-Ever think of that? [2] I'll risk it.
[1] There's an old conjuration that the ancient Turks used to communicate with the dying. [2] Oh, yeah. I think I've read a translation?
People may say something like, 'My protein window closes in an hour'. Just... nod and smile. 'Mm-hmm.' Turns out it has something to do with fitness.
[Talking about Warren] She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.
Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he's taking prescription medication?
[1] I don't know. Xander said... [2] Xander? Oh, he's the deadest man in Deadonia.
My sodden sleeping chair's bloody...sodden.
One of us has been drinking, and I'm sorry to say it's not me
You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.
Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
Well, there you go. Even when he's good he's all Mr. Billowy Coat King of Pain.
Put me on the short bus, and send me off to clueless school.
I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.
Handsome man saved me from the monsters.
She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime and watch her. It's uncanny.
Why not just try all 32 flavors?
That blade is very old! Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it?
All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.
We should try shouting 'fire'. It's not technically a crowded theater.
[1] We'll get ya fixed up. You'll be doin' limbo in no time. [2] Yeah as a pole!
Anya's going to try to cook. Want to watch the tears and recriminations?
It's the end of the world.
Your shirt...
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all... touch her... you're waking up on fire
Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.
Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?
Um. I have a really bad idea.
[1] What if you just start attracting male demons? [2] Clem always liked you.
[1] Right. You can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...(book catches fire) [2] *Name*, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
[1] See, that's why we don't point the weapons in the kitchen. [2] It's not loaded. [1] That's always the lead quote under the headline, 'Household Crossbow Accident Claims Teen.'
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink down in the pub.
Very Juice Newton.
That's a weird place for a horn...That's not a horn.
[1] Everyone else is being all twitchy and secretive. [2] They're just trying to keep you safe, I expect. [1] I feel safe with you. [2] Take that back!
...but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
[1] These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really 'turn your enemies inside out'? Or 'learn to excrete gold coins'? [2] That one's not so much fun.
Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited.
[1] There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis. [2] Pfft. Nothing can defeat the penis.
We do not joke about eating people in this house!
Hey that's cheating!
His physical presence has a penis!
Well, first you say it's cat. Then you come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minutes later, 'Oh, by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh'?
You're a bloody puppet!
[1] Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. [2] Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares.
[1] Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow. [2] We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.
No such animal.
[1] Um, why is that guy tied to a chair? [2] The question you'll soon be asking is, 'Why isn't he gagged?'
I smell a fox in my henhouse.
[1] Hey, I eat danger for breakfast. [2] But oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.
[1] Come on. Who's the man? [2] You are. A very short, annoying man.
I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that called stealing?
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo.
Thank God we're pretty.
[1] I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious. [2] Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat. [1] And don't you forget it.
[1] I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like 'Mmm... cookies!'. [2] Or maybe, Muh-Fashnik. Like Muh... Fashnik.
You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!
Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love.
Someone needs a hug.
Just so you know, I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
[1] I love a ritual sacrifice. [2] It's not really a one of those. [1] To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrific. With pie.
You mean he actually says Eureka?
Oh, yes, no. He's no lounger, this one.
Everybody loves a slender ankle.
Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power than this.
Right. What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
[1] A bear! You made a bear! [2] I didn't mean to. [1] Undo it! Undo it!
I'm so scared. What's next? Vampire Cowboy. Vampire Fireman? Oh, Vampire Ballerina!
[1] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4x5 is 30. 5x6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked *name*! Oh, stop me! [2] God, *name*. Is that all you t
[1] Oh my god, are you twelve? [2] I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide.
Schpadoinkle.
Because it's a killer snot monster from outerspace. I did not say that.
[1] Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye all warm and safe where nothing can eat you? [2] Is that supposed to scare me? [1] Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
Too squishy. When I was five, Buffy told me they were monkey brains, and...
[1] If you want him, you're going to have to go through me! [2] Okey dokey.
It eats you starting with your bottom.
[1] So what do we do? [2] Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire. Pretty.
[1] Guess she's out with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend. [2] Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
[1] Touchdown! Go Team Me! [2] Did anyone tell Team You your Quarterback throws like a girl? [1] I do?
That's not true. Sometimes we all help to save you...And-and sometimes you're not in trouble.
Spank us till Tuesday.
Hello salty goodness.
A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
Why not call me Horny Giles or Desperate For a Shag Giles?!
Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.
I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky.
[1] Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes. [2] I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you... I'm bored.
It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.
[1] We're safe. Right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. [2] I-It sounded convincing when I thought it.
[1] No pulse. [2] Yup. Space lamb got him.
Oh penis!
[1] Where's my burger? [2] Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me.
[1]What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay. [2] What?
My nog tastes funny. I think I got one with rum in it.
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
You never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away.
Anchovies anchovies you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.
[1] In all fairness, I don't think we know about the slithered part. [2] Oh no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
[1] This could be trouble. [2] We'd better make a fort. [1] I'll get some pillows.
[1] I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now. You know what I've never noticed before? [2] Uh, a castle? [1] A big, honkin' castle.
'I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?' Or terrified. Whatever.
[1] So she's like a TV star? [2] No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though.
Two men enter. One man leaves.
[1] I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey! [2] Check. No more butt monkey
[1] What are you? [2] Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius. You? [1] Sorry. Came out a little blunter than intended.
[1]Now all we gotta do is trap this Übervamp in the pantry, and it's game over. [2]*name*, newbies. Let's ease them into the whole 'jokes in the face of death' thing.
I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.
We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.
Ass-pansy!
How about 'cause you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?
Always walking around like you had a great big stake shoved up your English Channel.
There's blood on this. Lots. Looks like The First made another sacrifice. Or a music video.
And there's something else you should know about me. I have no problem spanking men.
[1]Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik! [2] 'Cause I can't say Glarba...
I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it again.
Shh! Hospital zone. No singing.
Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked! I mean really!
Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch
Who you gonna call? [gets a look from *Buffy*] God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
[1] Guys. Take a moment to deal with this. We survived. [2] It was a hell of a battle. [1] Not the battle. High school.
To read makes our speaking English good.
No, sweetie, I am the magics.
Oh yeah? Says who? [looks at sign] Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.
I saw you in bed.
That is such a twinkie defense.
[1] For God's sakes, *name*! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? [2] Entertaining and educating. [1] Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?
And how do you expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?
So pretty. Can I have one?
[1] So, I took a look inside that emergency bag of Principal Wood's. [2] And? [1] Smelled weird. Kinda like Grandma's closet, but worse. [2] I didn't know that was possible.
[1] And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer? [2] Foamy. [1] Good. Just as long as that's clear.
Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out, girls, this one can’t be tamed!
[1] Something's eating Xander's head. [2] Say, that's gratifying.
Those are... metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!
I left my bra in his car.
He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated.
Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
[1] Ow! Watch it, that's my joystick hand. [2] I'm not gonna touch that one.
I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime...Just not, you know, mine.
[1] Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone. [2] So what? [1] It's my bone! Just drop it.

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