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QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
[1] I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious. [2] Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat. [1] And don't you forget it.
[1] Where's my burger? [2] Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me.
It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.
One of us has been drinking, and I'm sorry to say it's not me
Handsome man saved me from the monsters.
[1] Something's eating Xander's head. [2] Say, that's gratifying.
[1] If you want him, you're going to have to go through me! [2] Okey dokey.
I left my bra in his car.
Shh! Hospital zone. No singing.
[1] Guys. Take a moment to deal with this. We survived. [2] It was a hell of a battle. [1] Not the battle. High school.
[1] We're safe. Right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. [2] I-It sounded convincing when I thought it.
I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
Someone needs a hug.
[1] These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really 'turn your enemies inside out'? Or 'learn to excrete gold coins'? [2] That one's not so much fun.
A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.
Everybody loves a slender ankle.
[1] Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye all warm and safe where nothing can eat you? [2] Is that supposed to scare me? [1] Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?
[1] I don't know. Xander said... [2] Xander? Oh, he's the deadest man in Deadonia.
[1] We'll get ya fixed up. You'll be doin' limbo in no time. [2] Yeah as a pole!
[1] No pulse. [2] Yup. Space lamb got him.
[1]Now all we gotta do is trap this Übervamp in the pantry, and it's game over. [2]*name*, newbies. Let's ease them into the whole 'jokes in the face of death' thing.
I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.
That is such a twinkie defense.
I'm so scared. What's next? Vampire Cowboy. Vampire Fireman? Oh, Vampire Ballerina!
You never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away.
It's the end of the world.
I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that called stealing?
It eats you starting with your bottom.
[1] There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis. [2] Pfft. Nothing can defeat the penis.
Hello salty goodness.
Oh yeah? Says who? [looks at sign] Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.
I saw you in bed.
Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all... touch her... you're waking up on fire
Two men enter. One man leaves.
Because it's a killer snot monster from outerspace. I did not say that.
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked! I mean really!
[1] See, that's why we don't point the weapons in the kitchen. [2] It's not loaded. [1] That's always the lead quote under the headline, 'Household Crossbow Accident Claims Teen.'
Why not just try all 32 flavors?
Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power than this.
[1] There's an old conjuration that the ancient Turks used to communicate with the dying. [2] Oh, yeah. I think I've read a translation?
Too squishy. When I was five, Buffy told me they were monkey brains, and...
My sodden sleeping chair's bloody...sodden.
[1] For God's sakes, *name*! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? [2] Entertaining and educating. [1] Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?
Schpadoinkle.
Just so you know, I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
And how do you expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?
[1] Right. You can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...(book catches fire) [2] *Name*, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
So pretty. Can I have one?
[1] So she's like a TV star? [2] No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though.
That's a weird place for a horn...That's not a horn.
Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out, girls, this one can’t be tamed!
Oh, yes, no. He's no lounger, this one.
[1] Oh my god, are you twelve? [2] I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide.
[1] Hey, I eat danger for breakfast. [2] But oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.
She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime and watch her. It's uncanny.
[1] Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. [2] Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares.
Right. What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
[1] Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow. [2] We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
[Talking about Warren] She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.
To read makes our speaking English good.
Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited.
[1] This could be trouble. [2] We'd better make a fort. [1] I'll get some pillows.
[1] Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes. [2] I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you... I'm bored.
Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo.
Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.
You mean he actually says Eureka?
All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.
He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink down in the pub.
[1] How's evil taste? [2] A little chalky.
Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love.
No such animal.
His physical presence has a penis!
'I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?' Or terrified. Whatever.
People may say something like, 'My protein window closes in an hour'. Just... nod and smile. 'Mm-hmm.' Turns out it has something to do with fitness.
Anya's going to try to cook. Want to watch the tears and recriminations?
[1] So what do we do? [2] Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire. Pretty.
He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
That's not true. Sometimes we all help to save you...And-and sometimes you're not in trouble.
[1] Come on. Who's the man? [2] You are. A very short, annoying man.
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
[1] Um, why is that guy tied to a chair? [2] The question you'll soon be asking is, 'Why isn't he gagged?'
I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime...Just not, you know, mine.
[1] Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone. [2] So what? [1] It's my bone! Just drop it.
I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky.
I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it again.
And there's something else you should know about me. I have no problem spanking men.
And one world with nothing but shrimp... I tired of that one quickly.
How about 'cause you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?
Who you gonna call? [gets a look from *Buffy*] God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
[1] In all fairness, I don't think we know about the slithered part. [2] Oh no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
Oh penis!
Put me on the short bus, and send me off to clueless school.
Ass-pansy!
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!
...but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
[1] What if you just start attracting male demons? [2] Clem always liked you.
[1] I love a ritual sacrifice. [2] It's not really a one of those. [1] To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrific. With pie.
Thank God we're pretty.
That blade is very old! Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it?
Very Juice Newton.
[1] Guess she's out with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend. [2] Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
[1] I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now. You know what I've never noticed before? [2] Uh, a castle? [1] A big, honkin' castle.
You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.
[1] Touchdown! Go Team Me! [2] Did anyone tell Team You your Quarterback throws like a girl? [1] I do?
Spank us till Tuesday.
No, sweetie, I am the magics.
Your shirt...
Why not call me Horny Giles or Desperate For a Shag Giles?!
Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
We do not joke about eating people in this house!
Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he's taking prescription medication?
Always walking around like you had a great big stake shoved up your English Channel.
My nog tastes funny. I think I got one with rum in it.
[1] W-What if this is all part of the plan? Drive you guys away so It can have Its way with me? E-Ev-Ever think of that? [2] I'll risk it.
Um. I have a really bad idea.
We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.
Well, there you go. Even when he's good he's all Mr. Billowy Coat King of Pain.
[1] I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like 'Mmm... cookies!'. [2] Or maybe, Muh-Fashnik. Like Muh... Fashnik.
[1] What are you? [2] Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius. You? [1] Sorry. Came out a little blunter than intended.
I smell a fox in my henhouse.
[1] Ow! Watch it, that's my joystick hand. [2] I'm not gonna touch that one.
Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch
[1] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4x5 is 30. 5x6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked *name*! Oh, stop me! [2] God, *name*. Is that all you t
[1] And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer? [2] Foamy. [1] Good. Just as long as that's clear.
You're a bloody puppet!
Well, first you say it's cat. Then you come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minutes later, 'Oh, by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh'?
Those are... metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!
[1] I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey! [2] Check. No more butt monkey
[1] Everyone else is being all twitchy and secretive. [2] They're just trying to keep you safe, I expect. [1] I feel safe with you. [2] Take that back!
Anchovies anchovies you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
[1]What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay. [2] What?
Hey that's cheating!
Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated.
Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.
[1] So, I took a look inside that emergency bag of Principal Wood's. [2] And? [1] Smelled weird. Kinda like Grandma's closet, but worse. [2] I didn't know that was possible.
[1] A bear! You made a bear! [2] I didn't mean to. [1] Undo it! Undo it!
Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.
[1]Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik! [2] 'Cause I can't say Glarba...
We should try shouting 'fire'. It's not technically a crowded theater.
There's blood on this. Lots. Looks like The First made another sacrifice. Or a music video.

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