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QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
[1] Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye all warm and safe where nothing can eat you? [2] Is that supposed to scare me? [1] Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
Spank us till Tuesday.
Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.
[1] Right. You can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...(book catches fire) [2] *Name*, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
Put me on the short bus, and send me off to clueless school.
That's not true. Sometimes we all help to save you...And-and sometimes you're not in trouble.
I saw you in bed.
I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky.
[1] Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow. [2] We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
You're a bloody puppet!
Those are... metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!
Anchovies anchovies you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.
Because it's a killer snot monster from outerspace. I did not say that.
His physical presence has a penis!
[1] See, that's why we don't point the weapons in the kitchen. [2] It's not loaded. [1] That's always the lead quote under the headline, 'Household Crossbow Accident Claims Teen.'
All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.
[1] I don't know. Xander said... [2] Xander? Oh, he's the deadest man in Deadonia.
[1]Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik! [2] 'Cause I can't say Glarba...
Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
Um. I have a really bad idea.
And there's something else you should know about me. I have no problem spanking men.
One of us has been drinking, and I'm sorry to say it's not me
No such animal.
Why not call me Horny Giles or Desperate For a Shag Giles?!
Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?
'I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?' Or terrified. Whatever.
Your shirt...
We should try shouting 'fire'. It's not technically a crowded theater.
Who you gonna call? [gets a look from *Buffy*] God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.
[1] I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now. You know what I've never noticed before? [2] Uh, a castle? [1] A big, honkin' castle.
That's a weird place for a horn...That's not a horn.
[1]Now all we gotta do is trap this Übervamp in the pantry, and it's game over. [2]*name*, newbies. Let's ease them into the whole 'jokes in the face of death' thing.
We do not joke about eating people in this house!
Schpadoinkle.
[1] These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really 'turn your enemies inside out'? Or 'learn to excrete gold coins'? [2] That one's not so much fun.
It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.
Too squishy. When I was five, Buffy told me they were monkey brains, and...
[1] There's an old conjuration that the ancient Turks used to communicate with the dying. [2] Oh, yeah. I think I've read a translation?
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
My sodden sleeping chair's bloody...sodden.
She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime and watch her. It's uncanny.
Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he's taking prescription medication?
I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime...Just not, you know, mine.
Right. What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
[1] Touchdown! Go Team Me! [2] Did anyone tell Team You your Quarterback throws like a girl? [1] I do?
[1] I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like 'Mmm... cookies!'. [2] Or maybe, Muh-Fashnik. Like Muh... Fashnik.
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
Two men enter. One man leaves.
[1] So she's like a TV star? [2] No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though.
Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power than this.
[1] In all fairness, I don't think we know about the slithered part. [2] Oh no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
[1] If you want him, you're going to have to go through me! [2] Okey dokey.
Thank God we're pretty.
Oh yeah? Says who? [looks at sign] Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.
Oh penis!
[1] Come on. Who's the man? [2] You are. A very short, annoying man.
Ass-pansy!
Everybody loves a slender ankle.
There's blood on this. Lots. Looks like The First made another sacrifice. Or a music video.
That blade is very old! Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it?
People may say something like, 'My protein window closes in an hour'. Just... nod and smile. 'Mm-hmm.' Turns out it has something to do with fitness.
You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.
Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.
It eats you starting with your bottom.
[1] No pulse. [2] Yup. Space lamb got him.
I smell a fox in my henhouse.
...but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
[1] We'll get ya fixed up. You'll be doin' limbo in no time. [2] Yeah as a pole!
[1] We're safe. Right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. [2] I-It sounded convincing when I thought it.
Well, there you go. Even when he's good he's all Mr. Billowy Coat King of Pain.
To read makes our speaking English good.
I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that called stealing?
Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love.
And how do you expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?
[1] So what do we do? [2] Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire. Pretty.
I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it again.
No, sweetie, I am the magics.
[1] Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. [2] Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares.
[1] Ow! Watch it, that's my joystick hand. [2] I'm not gonna touch that one.
It's the end of the world.
I left my bra in his car.
[1] So, I took a look inside that emergency bag of Principal Wood's. [2] And? [1] Smelled weird. Kinda like Grandma's closet, but worse. [2] I didn't know that was possible.
Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch
That is such a twinkie defense.
Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.
He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
[1] There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis. [2] Pfft. Nothing can defeat the penis.
[1] I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey! [2] Check. No more butt monkey
Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all... touch her... you're waking up on fire
[1] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4x5 is 30. 5x6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked *name*! Oh, stop me! [2] God, *name*. Is that all you t
[1] Um, why is that guy tied to a chair? [2] The question you'll soon be asking is, 'Why isn't he gagged?'
Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated.
[1] Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes. [2] I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you... I'm bored.
We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.
[1] Guys. Take a moment to deal with this. We survived. [2] It was a hell of a battle. [1] Not the battle. High school.
[1] A bear! You made a bear! [2] I didn't mean to. [1] Undo it! Undo it!
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
[1] Where's my burger? [2] Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me.
[1] How's evil taste? [2] A little chalky.
[1] And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer? [2] Foamy. [1] Good. Just as long as that's clear.
[1] W-What if this is all part of the plan? Drive you guys away so It can have Its way with me? E-Ev-Ever think of that? [2] I'll risk it.
[1] What if you just start attracting male demons? [2] Clem always liked you.
Always walking around like you had a great big stake shoved up your English Channel.
[Talking about Warren] She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.
[1] I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious. [2] Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat. [1] And don't you forget it.
Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
[1] Hey, I eat danger for breakfast. [2] But oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.
I'm so scared. What's next? Vampire Cowboy. Vampire Fireman? Oh, Vampire Ballerina!
Why not just try all 32 flavors?
[1] Oh my god, are you twelve? [2] I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide.
So pretty. Can I have one?
And one world with nothing but shrimp... I tired of that one quickly.
Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
[1] What are you? [2] Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius. You? [1] Sorry. Came out a little blunter than intended.
Hello salty goodness.
Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited.
Well, first you say it's cat. Then you come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minutes later, 'Oh, by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh'?
You mean he actually says Eureka?
Handsome man saved me from the monsters.
[1] This could be trouble. [2] We'd better make a fort. [1] I'll get some pillows.
[1] Something's eating Xander's head. [2] Say, that's gratifying.
You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!
My nog tastes funny. I think I got one with rum in it.
Oh, yes, no. He's no lounger, this one.
Hey that's cheating!
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.
Someone needs a hug.
[1] Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone. [2] So what? [1] It's my bone! Just drop it.
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked! I mean really!
[1] I love a ritual sacrifice. [2] It's not really a one of those. [1] To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrific. With pie.
You never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away.
[1]What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay. [2] What?
[1] Everyone else is being all twitchy and secretive. [2] They're just trying to keep you safe, I expect. [1] I feel safe with you. [2] Take that back!
[1] For God's sakes, *name*! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? [2] Entertaining and educating. [1] Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?
Anya's going to try to cook. Want to watch the tears and recriminations?
Just so you know, I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
How about 'cause you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?
Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out, girls, this one can’t be tamed!
[1] Guess she's out with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend. [2] Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
Very Juice Newton.
Shh! Hospital zone. No singing.
He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink down in the pub.
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo.
I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

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