| Quote | Character |
| Good Grief | |
| Hey, aren't you going to stay to greet the Great Pumpkin? | |
| No, I mean Jingle Bells | |
| Do innkeeper's wives have naturally curly hair? | |
| Isn't he the cutest thing | |
| Arf, Arf | |
| Who would ever give a Valentine to stupid Charlie Brown | |
| What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great? | |
| Now wait a minute, Sir | |
| This time I'm gonna kick that football clear to the moon! | |
| | Quote | Character |
| You're holding my hand, Chuck, you sly dog. | |
| I didn't think I looked THAT good. | |
| Dinner is going to be served a little earlier | |
| Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd | |
| Whoooooooooooooooooooooo. | |
| He's all yours, Priscilla. | |
| I didn't send you a Christmas card | |
| Wa, wa, wa | |
| They'll never guess it's me under here. | |
| Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker. | |
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