| Quote | Character |
| 'I prayed every night to be hotter. This isn't what I meant' | |
| 'You don't know what I got' | |
| 'Who is Sophia Michelle?' | |
| 'This school's not normal. You're not normal either.' | |
| 'No one can kill disco' | |
| 'Nope, you failed' | |
| 'They cancelled the Internet' | |
| 'You people give me a rash' | |
| 'Be that squirrel in my office again.' | |
| 'We knew we had to be good, now we have to be perfect.' | |
| | Quote | Character |
| 'What's that supposed to mean.' | |
| 'When is the last time you shaved under your arms.' | |
| 'I live in this RV' | |
| 'Why did you bring that one.' | |
| 'The song was your present.' | |
| 'Say cheese' | |
| 'What do we got. What do we got.' | |
| 'Do you want me to juice your bagel.' | |
| 'Whatever it takes, cupcake.' | |
| 'I don't sweat.' | |
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