| Quote | Character | Episode |
| I like fried chicken | |
| Dipthong | |
| Best trick of the night | |
| My wife finally thinks I'm not a loser | |
| Get to class Puckett | |
| I love you guys | |
| Lewbert, why would you steal TV remotes? | |
| Try a muffin | |
| You're the one who got Freddie interested in girls, and ever since then his boy chemistry's been all out of whack. | |
| Me starving is not going to help him | |
| | Quote | Character | Episode |
| We really get to go into space | |
| Gibby likes to make videos of his cat. Is it good for that? | |
| Give me the director that made that (Wade Collins) video | |
| I can't kiss Gibby lips | |
| Just trees... and some bushes... and two squirrels wrestling. | |
| It's not my birthday | |
| So you want me to leave and take my hot sister with me? | |
| I think my peewee babies are more important than your fallopian city | |
| Hey, how come you guys got power | |
| When tempatures get too high, the elderly will start to die | |
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