I cried at the end of 'The Iron Giant' when he turned evil

I went out with Paul the alien

I was stalked on Facebook by Qasim Ghulam

I was going to marry someone on this list in Year 2

I am the only person in school to wear pin-striped trousers

I once cried over a toilet

My favourite band used to be 'Iron Maiden'

'I will personally do horrible things to each and every one of you'

I went out with Shannon Barnett

Everyone thinks I'm gay

I fell off a fence and broke both my wrists

I am the most beautiful creature on this Earth

I call myself a terrorist

I went out with Josh Fattorini

I used to fancy Elliott Drye

My Facebook name is 'Lightnin'

My brother is a semi-famous rapper

I fancy John Chen

I cried over 'Titanic'

Everyone calls me 'Two-Man'

I used to be fancied by Lewin

I cried over 'Happy Feet' because it was so cute

I played with the year below's Rugby team

I am the best looking Chinese guy in the whole school

I am known as 'Jimmy Ricecake' and 'Gary Barlow'

I look and sound like Salad Fingers